Things to do before you die (a chocolate-based death)

I'm having steak for dinner tonight!

you having any chocolate with that? Steak and Maltesers perhaps????

I don't like malteasers. But no, no chocolate, not yesterday.

i simply cannot comprehend this!

Hahaha, I had a Kitkat after lunch, if that makes you feel better, lol.

it does.... just keep me in that comfort zone jo... don't go shocking me like that... my ancient heart can't take it

Hahaha! Well not to worry, I was given a huuuuuuuge bar of Galaxy, Flake chocolates, and Thorntons chocolates for my birthday, amongst other things, so the chocolate in take shall continue pretty well for a while!

jolly good.... you will have a smile on yer face for months... but the comedown will be bloody terrible i am sure

Haha, naah, I'll just buy myself more chocolate when it's all gone (Y)

rock'n'roll!!!!! Crash'n'burn baby!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hahaha! That was a bit random, lol.

well...chocolate is like that innit

Chocolate is amazing *nods* My friends know me too well

your friends are no doubt as mad as you...only...less ginger

No no, my friends are a lot more sane

ah....are they the ones who hold onto yer feet when your head starts dragging you up into the clouds? Those sort of friends is well the goodest and that

Hahaha, they're all like that! I proper love them!

wow... i am well jealous.... most people i know.... if i started drifting cloudwards...they'd make sure there was a bucket of shit in those clouds that would empty over me when my head hit it

Nice friends. You should borrow some of mine!

indeed...but seeing how yours are probably female...it could be perceived as naughtiness are female friends or male friends better do you think? generally

They're not all female.
I find I generally get on better with guys than girls. Guys always seem more easy going and up for a laugh, but girls, generally, seem to always be worrying about their make-up, whether their bums look big in that dress, and WHY he hasn't called, etc. Thankfully my mates aren't like that

ah, but when men befriend women....it's usually because they are subconciously attrasted to them.... men have motives they don't even know about... most men don't have female friends who they find unattractive... you look...you will see....never trust a man who wants to be yer friend....he is either gay or wants to have intercourse with you sometimes both

I honestly think that is complete crap, lol.

then you are too trusting

No, I don't think so. I think perhaps you are measuring everyone else by yourself