Things to do before you die (a chocolate-based death)

i would very much like to consume rum there.....

And me Smirnoff Ice! Anyone know of such a pub?

i do... my mate jo told me it exists

Loool. I didn't mean I know of such a pub, I meant there HAS to be a pub with that name. It's a pubby name word.

i see what you mean... you had me well confused for a minute there

Oh sorry, I'm bad at explaining things at times.

you're just bad

"You know I'm bad, coz I can do the Bart-man".

Yo! Hey what's happening dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor,
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art,
Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I got a dance, real easy to do,
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
So move your body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Now that you got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman


It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin', mom was, too,
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room.
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!


oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home,
'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone.
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song,
Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along.
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!










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I have to say, I'm impressed. My brother has that record, and used to play it a lot, so I know most of the words, but not all of them, lol.

'tis a cracking song t'be sure

It does make me giggle

what else makes you giggle??

That elephant makes me giggle.
Also... we had a hugely long break at college today - from 10.15 til 2 - so we all sat in the cafe. We all got bored of random chattage eventually, and people were reading their newspapers/mags. I pulled my book out and read that. An hour into reading, I burst out laughing, and I couldn't stop. For at least five minutes. Was laughing so hard, I wasn't making any noise, and had tears in my eyes. All because the heroine's dad said to her, "You're not becoming a tree-hugger, are you?" Oh gosh it made me laugh it did. And everyone took the mick
Random silly things like that make me laugh.

that sort of thing makes me laugh too.... you should really watch the film 'withnail & i' it is very much that sort of humour

Ohhh, who's in it?

it is richard e grant's first film and paul mcgann (i think that's his name)...... 'tis a well good film... the best ever in fact... 'tis only like a fiver in hmv... classic!

Ohhh, I shall look out for it!
And I suggest you watch The Notebook - even if you're not a chick flick fan. That film is beautiful.

i likes beautiful films have you seen amelie?

I have. I bought it because everyone said it was so good. It was good, but I don't see what all the fuss is about really. It's nothing spectacular.

nonono!!!! watch it again...it is spectacular!!! and i like the girl in it too...

Then you should see Dirty Pretty Things then. That was very good. Not a happy nice film though.

i like the band dirty pretty things...saw them live...the film must be equally as good

Haha, no connection other than the name, though. Unless they're immigrants, lol.

no.... they are bloody good though...

i got a family sized cherry pie at half eight from tesco last night...... it serves 4-6 people..... i ate two thirds of it.... so that's 4 people's pie sat in my stomach last night..... the rest is my lunch today....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm