Things to do before you die (a chocolate-based death)

We think I've got some virus. Horrible stomach pains, and generally feel awful and tired. I am not a happy bunny, but I'm not dying

oooh...sorry to hear that.... not about the not dying...i am glad of that.... (not a happy bunny)

Yeah it's a bit gay, but I'll live. Loool, well done

so i presume you did not go.... what with the lack of rash and that it would have been quite a disappointment for you i am sure... unless you did go...in which case.... i bet you had a lovely time

a new word.... (cyclopticpigmonkey)

Hahaha! I didn't go, lol. However, I would have had a great time if I did, because The Sketch were playing. So there Lol.
Nice new word... and in what context would you use it?

like.... this band is a little bit

Which would mean what? :S

which would mean this band is a little bit cyclopticpigmonkey..... there is only one alternative for this adjective and it's not even english.... 'tis in the ancient lingo of go'ble'degook and it is 'glompywugamizzlygog'.....

Right... has someone forgotten to take their medication?

oops

Haha!

Gosh, I have been away for so long. Sorry! I'm going to try and show my face more often from now on.

i have not been on much either.... so many bloody things going on at the moment.... but looky here i am..... just as ginger and shiney as last time

Same here. Though again, another bloody long time since my last visit. So much going on these days.
I've probably missed a lot.

you missed the giant octopus... that was quite something.... and the seven eyed armadillo when it went schizo and tried to kill all the dwarves..... my god!

Ahh, crap man! Sucks, I miss all the good stuff. Hopefully I haven't missed anything else awful.

(Apologies again for looong absence)

my absence has also surpassed all expectations although i have sporadic intervals where i have time to catch up and then disappear again for ages....

It must be a ginger thing...

indeed... 'tis up there with the sunshine allergies and freckling skin... although, i kind of broke the rules the other day and went out topless... i didn't disintergrate into dust or start to smoulder on the pavement and was actually surprised to find i have considerably more tolerance of the sun than last time i tried about five years ago maybe we are evolving beyond our limits????????/

Death is eternal and inevitable. We must enjoy ourselves keeping it aside. We must not worry about it. It is a very turn during our long journey.
sympathy words. . . .