TOP TENS

We should have a new bit on here where everyone can list their top ten of everything..... and explain why.... for example your top ten songs of all time.... your top ten musical influences..... your top ten quotes.... your top ten celebs.... your top ten vegetables... etc.... would be an interesting and insightful venture....

TOP TEN FUNNY PEOPLE (OR ACTS) (by Savannah and Josie)

1. Noel Fielding & Julian Barratt
2. Simon Amstell
3. Sisky & The Butcher
4. John C. McGinely (or however you spell that)
5. Jack Black
6. Russell Brand
7. Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles
8. Alan Davies
9. Guy Ripley
10. Russell Howard

(not necessarily in order - but mostly)

1. Simple plan
2. Army of Freshmen
3. Bowling for soup
4. Green day
5. New found
6. Sum 41
7. Blink 182
8. Good Charlotte
9. Reel big fish
10. The Beatles

Top Ten Bands
1. Pearl Jam
2. The Hush Sound
3. Fall Out Boy
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. The Clash
6. Bodymachine
7. Jamie Cullum
8. Tenacious D
9. Maroon 5
10. The Ramones

Top Ten Songs
1. Dosed - Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Where We Went Wrong - The Hush Sound
3. The Train Song - Electric River
4. Saturday - Fall Out Boy
5. Run - Snow Patrol
6. Sunday Morning - Maroon 5
7. Lee - Tenacious D
8. Anytime - Kelly Clarkson
9. It Must Be Love - Madness
10. Feeling Good - Michael Buble (at the moment anyway)


I really like making lists.

Top Ten Bands/Artists:
No particular order.

1. The Sketch
2. Shibby
3. Plain White T's
4. Cute Is What We Aim For
5. Dashboard Confessional
6. Scouting For Girls
7. Avril Lavigne
8. Busted
9. Kelly Clarkson
10. Green Day

Top Ten Songs:

1. Hands Down - Dashboard Confessional
2. Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
3. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
4. Amazed - Lonestar
5. Always - Bon Jovi
6. I Caught Fire (In Your Eyes) - The Used
7. Hello - Lionel Richie
8. She Is Beautiful - Andrew WK
9. Angels - Robbie Williams
10. Unbreakable - Westlife

Top Ten Films:

1. The Notebook
2. Dirty Dancing
3. Music and Lyrics
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Hostage
6. My Best Friend's Wedding
7. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
8. Knocked Up
9. Two Weeks Notice
10. Notting Hill

I'll think of other top tens later

Top ten artists of all time...
1. Blur
2. Wire
3. The Beatles
4. The Smiths
5. Stereolab
6. The Clash
7. The Libertines
8. The Buzzcocks
9. The Jam
10. Television

Top ten songs of all time....
1.Blur- This is a low
2.David Bowie- Life on mars
3.Joy Division- Transmission
4.Magazine- Shot by both sides
5.Depeche mode- Enjoy the silence
6.The Clash- I'm so bored with the usa
7.The Fall- Rebellious jukebox
8.The Beatles- A day in the life
9.Black Flag- Tv Party
10. Pink Floyd- astronomy domine

Top Ten Cheeses....
1. Cambozola
2. Camembert
3. Gouda
4. Cheddar
5. Goat's cheese
6. Stilton
7. Brie
8. gruyere
9. Boursin
10. Taleggio

Top ten limbs.....
1. eyeballs
2. fingertips
3. big toe
4. traggis
5. tongue
6. upper lip
7. elbow
8. calf
9. wrist
10. buttocks

TOP TEN BEST THINGS/PLACES IN THE WORLD EVER (how general)

1. Friends
2. Music
3. London
4. Hugs
5. Smiles
6. Comedy
7. LOUNGE ON THE FARM (which actually combines 1,2,4 and 5)
8. Letters (not the alphabet, writing letters... although i do quite like the alphabet)
9. Good conversation
10. The butterflies you get in your tummy when you're excited : )

Top 10 Things

1. Friendys
2. Music
3. Photographs
4. Band Practices
5. Cheese
6. All night mini-raves with like, 3 people
7. Bed
8. My Boots
9. Gigs & fests
10. Geetars

xxxx

Films, I'll do more things later.

1 Philadelphia
2 X2
3 Spiderman 2
4 Taxi Driver
5 Antwone Fisher
6 Daredevil
7 The Persuit Of Happyness
8 Coach Carter
9 Brown Sugar
10 Toy Story

hhmmm

Top Ten Bands
1. The Casualties
2. Sex Pistols
3. Slayer
4. Metallica
5. Dropkick Murphys
6. The Exploited
7. Machine Head
8. Marilyn Manson
9. SOAD
10. Rammstein

Top Ten Films
1. Saw
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Hitman
5. Hot Fuzz
6. Shuan of the Dead
7. Dirty Sanchez the Movie
8. Jackass the Movie
9. This is England
10. American History X

Top Then Bands...
1. McFly
2. Elliot Minor
3. The Sketch
4. Shibby
5. Koopa
6. Plain White T's
7. Scouting For Girls
8. Fall Out Boy
9. Lost Prophets
10. Busted

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

THINGS!!!!

1.SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE!!!!!
2.PUBLIC URINATION!!!!
3.HAPPY SLAPPING!!!!
4.SPITTING IN PEOPLE'S FACES!!!!
5.ABSINTHE BINGES!!!!
6.STEALING CLOTHES FROM WASHING LINES!!!!
7.COW TIPPING!!!!
8.EATING GLASS!!!!
9.PRODDING ROADKILL!!!!
10.CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG!!!!

Who is this Paul...

i don't know who he is but he's a pain in the arse....

Yeah don't get involved with him Paul, not the type of person you want to meet in a dark alley

1. Mates
2. Drums
3. Jack High Straight
4. Theatre
5. Gigs
6. Recording Studio's
7. The Laurel Collective
8. A good british pint of bitter
9. Reading Festival
10. Aberdeen with the Youth Music Theatre to do Great Expectations.

Family
Friends
Music/Gigs/Concerts
Theatre
Bowls
Entering Competitions
Walking Scooby
Playing Games
Networking
Visiting places of interest/history

Top ten things....
1.The application of imagination
2.Art
3.Pie
4.The feeling of intoxication
5.Black coffee
6.My dictionary that i've had since leaving primary school
7.Daydreaming
8.The rain
9.Being comfortable with awkward silences
10.Analysis of everything....

Top[ ten albums...
1. Blur- modern life is rubbish
2. Wire- pink flag
3. The Clash- The Clash
4. Television- marquee moon
5. The libertines- up the bracket
6. David Bowie- hunky dory
7. Stereolab- Emperor tomato ketchup
8. Love- Forever changes
9. Broadcast- Haha sound
10. The Doors- Strange days

Top Ten Stupid Things (excluding stuff like poverty, abuse etc. cuz they'd take up the whole list.)

1. Coursework
2. Not knowing what's happening
3. NOT UNDERSTANDING THINGS
4. People saying they have a superior music taste.
5. Spending ages on something then realising it's pointless.
6. Big Brother .. well, reality T.V.
7. Music written purely for money.
8. Being 14. i.e. being too old for some things and too young for everything else.
9. Nu rave
10. MEANNESS


I'm a bit biased right now ... I'm doing coursework that I don't understand =/

Same as above really.

1. Coursework
2. The cost of public transport! (I have on several ocasions spent £50 in one weekend, the government is makeing a mug of me )
3. Chavs
4. Hangovers
5. Being so close to 18, yet so far still.
6. Bits of my drum kit breaking!
7. Scene kids who think they are the coolest people in the world, YOUR NOT, your fringe makes you look like a dick!
8. Bands pulling out / canceling shows
9. Pete Doherty
10. Lighting Audits

I suppose i should do my top 10 albums too:-

1. Sonic Boom Six - The Ruff Guide to Genre Terrorism --> Its just got every genre put in to a blender and made in to a gorgeous, yet rough smoothie.
2. Get.Cape.Wear.Cape.Fly - The Chronicles of a Bohemian Teenager --> Just awesome and such a good band / guy
3. Bloc Party - A Weekend in the City --> Just an incredible album.
4. Lost Prophets - Liberation Transmition --> What an opening track!
5. Biffy Clyro - Puzzle
6. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm - Revolutionary
7. Paramore - Riot
8. The Wombats - A Guide to Love, Loss and Desporation --> Indie cowboy kings!
9. Fastlane - New Start
10. Paramore - All we know is Falling --> What a debuet

I think thats fairly accurate, well judging from my I-Tunes liabry anyway

-agrees with the fact that scene kids are just kidding themselves-

Top Ten Albums

1. Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror (I know it's a 'best of' but that's ... why it's the best)
2. Fall Out Boy - Take This To Your Grave (I know everyone thinks FOB is some stupid little emo band for 13 yr olds but ... well I cba to explain.)
3. The Hush Sound - Like Vines
4. Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane (It's the rock, pop and jazz all mixed together ...)
5. The Clash - London Calling (It's the one everyone knows but basically I love it.)
6. Jamie Cullum - Catching Tales (Bloody catchy)
7. Tenacious D - Tenacious D (pure genius)
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way (everyone loves their older stuff but I bought this album when I was 9 and I've loved it ever since.)
9. BODYMACHINE! - We Say Body You Say Machine
10. Electric River - Collection

Top Ten "Things"

1. Pubs (with friends)
2. Gigs (with friends)
3. Hanging out at random places (with friends)
4. Doing things with my family
5. Writing/reading
6. "You should have been there" moments
7. Photos/memories
8. Private jokes
9. Being ginger (Y)
10. My lovely black bedroom

Top ten Heroes

1.Graham Coxon -the most inventive sounds ever from a guitar
2.Syd Barrett -still no one sounds like him 40 years later
3.Pete Doherty -troubled, but an absolute genius songwriter
4.Nick Drake -he makes me all melancholy
5.Johnny Marr -king of the arpeggio
6.Thurston Moore -Makes noise sound beautiful
7.Stephen Street -Legendary producer
8.Thom Yorke -Has a twisted humour and very artistic personality
9.John Lydon -He's John Fucking Lydon
10.Brian Wilson -BeachBoy crackpot genius

Top ten pet hates

1.Death -it sucks don't it
2.Racism/facism/elitism - what's the point of it?
3.Reality tv.... including argument shows like jerry springer -ooh, they make me cringe..
4.Commercialism -with one months revenue from mcdonalds worldwide you could cancel debt of one third world country... which is beyond vulgar....
5.When English people sing with American accents -So not cool.... the fakery of it makes me double up with cringe-itus....
6.The lack of imagination -More people should dare to be different... and explore their imaginations
7.Lead guitar solos -god they are boring.... musical passages are cool, but generally, virtuosity is not beneficial to a song..... and they sound well cheesy.
8.People who take themselves too seriously -well, this is self explanatory really.... pomposity in general is unnecessary
9.Public urinals -why should men be expected to piss whilst standing next to eachother?
10.When i hear a song on the radio that sounds like something i wrote ages ago and i have to throw away that song for fear of people thinking i copied it....

pauloftherash wrote:9.Public urinals -why should men be expected to piss whilst standing next to eachother?

Proper made me laugh!

Ok, Top Ten Pet Hates

1. Lies
2. Little kids singing on public transport
3. People taking up the whole pavement and walking really slowly
4. People who don't put their hand up at a zebra crossing to thank the driver that stopped
5. Clubs that charge £6 for a tiny glass of diet coke
6. When CDs get scratched
7. Shops that do not stock size 8
8. People who pick their nose, and gob on the street. Blow your bloody nose, and if you HAVE to spit, find a bloody drain!
9. People who laugh at those with disablitlies
10. Not being called Ronnie when I was born like planned. "Joanne" is so boring!