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i agree.... i like it at christmas when i wrap things up but put lots and lots of tape on it so thay spend ages trying to get into it.... couple of years ago i put everything of frances's in different shaped boxes and i was like ' yeah you can feel yer presents'.... she was completely thrown out...

Hahaha, you are a cruel boy, Paul!

cruelty is fun ... my ex... she nicked a pair of her dad's gloves... her mum's knickers.... her brother's cd.. about september... they all spent months wondering where they had lost these things.... she wrapped them up and gave them back as christmas presents... 'twas tres funny

Aww, that's just mean! Lol.

funny and mean is sometimes the same thing

Haha! I don't think I do mean all that often

perhaps you should... gingers are quite good at it

Haha! Noo, I'm a nice girl. I don't think it's gingers that are good at it, I think it's Pauls that are good at it

paul mccartney? he is a pleasant chap.... he wrote the frog-chorus and sang it with rupert the bear... not really what i'd call mean

If you believe what Heather says, you may disagree

heather is a slightly bad example... people thought yoko was bad... heather is like a mental or something... a one legged bunny-boiling psychopathic gold-digger...for want of a better word

Hey! There's nothing wrong with being psychopathic.. I have two words for you.. Evil Paul.
'Nuff said.

But maybe it's not Pauls then. Paul Daniels is proper cool! Oh how I loved him when I was younger!
Must just be Ginger Pauls that are mean

true... evil paul is a little bit of a psychopath..... as for paul daniels... ?????????????... what colour hair does he have anyway? he might have been ginger once..... i had a paul daniels magic set once... i'm sure of it

I have no idea, blonde?
I HAD A PAUL DANIELS MAGIC SET TOO!!! And and and.. I went to see one of his shows, and it was soo cool! My god, I loved him I did! I was well into magic when I was younger... he could do cool tricks, therefore he was amazing!

ah, how young we were... to fall for such things nowadays we would scoff at his simplicity... he's a very small man....

I'd never scoff! I'd love to go see him again! Paul Daniels is just the coolest!
Is he small? You can't really talk though, to be honest

adequately built jo....

Which is slang for teeny-tiny

which is slang for i haven't had any complaints

Omg, I was on about height!!!

so was i!!!!

Liar!

your mind is like a jar of filth that has been scraped off the fllor of a sex offender's institute

LMBO! Hahahahaha! That is actually quite disgusting. My mind is like dirty jizz from wanking bastards who spend their "me time" thinking about doing horrific things to the innocent. How lovely.
You're so complimentary, lol.

hehehe... thought you would like that... at least i didn't say orange