Chat up lines

i'm off home too... byeeeeeee

And back, hello again!

If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

Haha, have heard that one.

One I heard recently:
"Get your coat, I've got a gun."

Made me laugh, though I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.

i think that making you laugh is a ploy... your eyes shut more when you laugh, which gives your chatter-upper that little chance to slip some rohypnol in yer bacardi and coke... and voila... his chat up line has worked

I guess a chat up line like 'will you have sex with me or do i have to resort to the rohypnol?' lacks social grace though so that's why he hit you with the one he did....

Lmbo!! When I say "heard" I don't mean "used on me".. my friend told me it when discussing chat up lines. Most guys aren't silly enough to use lines.

But that really is an awful thought!

ah... 'tis a sad reflection of the world we live in

And the baskets that live in it.

indeed... but for every basket there is a mushroom waiting to be put in it... so just be careful mushrooms

They may be magic...no not beans

Now I am just completely confused. What are the mushrooms metaphors for?

don't know... but mushrooms are a tasty alternative to meat if you ever feel like a change...

oh, and i still have magic beans for sale if yer interested.... yay to magic mushrooms!

theyare the healthier way to grow

I had mushrooms today.. not magic ones though. I steer clear of that stuff.
Don't need no magic beans thanks, I'm magic enough

do you wear a pointy hat? have you heard of magical trevor? (not magical soundman trevor)

I do wear pointy hats yesss... but no, I'm afriad I don't know of Magical Trevor? :S

magical trevor

OMG AND HE'S GINGER!!
That pigeon so wasn't having a poo... it liked Magical Trevor's stick

there should be more ginger role models like our trev.... the world would be a much more understanding place

Ohh, yeaaah! More ginger people randomly cutting up birds - everyone will soon love us

good point! do you think the more ginger you are, the more mad you are? because i'm not all that ginger...well... you are more ginger than me anyway...and clearly a lot more mad

I'm not mad! I was being sarcastic!
I don't think I'm that mad?
I don't whether it's a similar, or different theory, or if it's just coincidental... but I have another ginger mate, Hannah, and she's not strawberry blonde, but she's pretty close.. but I believe she's a lot worse than me in the filthy stakes.

hmmm... not sure i like the implication.... and i did seem to hit a nerve with the old mad thing there

Oh lool! I wasn't implying owt, I think she's lighter than you are. Was just making an observation.
Not a nerve, just a worry, ha!

No smoke without fire!