Chat up lines
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pauloftherash
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Chat up lines
I think they're funny, so yeah. Cheesy, or just plain wrong, chat up lines please!
The funniest one I've heard:
"That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
The funniest one I've heard:
"That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
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ooohh... jo.... why am i not surprised?
'is that a ladder in your tights.... or just a stairway to heaven?'....
arg! the old ones are the best
'is that a ladder in your tights.... or just a stairway to heaven?'....
arg! the old ones are the best
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Not surprised?! What are you implying? :O
Haha, have heard that one.
I heard another one yesterday..
Bloke: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.
Bloke: That's cool, because after shagging you in the back of my car, I don't care where you go.
MAde me laugh it did!
Haha, have heard that one.
I heard another one yesterday..
Bloke: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.
Bloke: That's cool, because after shagging you in the back of my car, I don't care where you go.
MAde me laugh it did!
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i am not implying anything don't need to use implication.... 'tis common knowledge that your mind is filth ...
also... do people use these lines on you?
also.... do they work?
also... do people use these lines on you?
also.... do they work?
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Lol! My mind is not filth! Hahaha!
Someone has only ever tried once. The whole "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" line, but I knew it was coming so I told him not to bother
Someone has only ever tried once. The whole "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" line, but I knew it was coming so I told him not to bother
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How on earth am I supposed to proove that it isn't? By ignoring that weirdly designed elephant face? Which I am currently doing.
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it is quite 'something-other-than-elephant-ish' isn't it....come on.... you know your mind is filth
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Yes, I also think the elephant is dead, as it has crosses for eyes. Poor thing.
My mind isn't filth! It just keeps me amused
My mind isn't filth! It just keeps me amused
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aww poor jo..... i'm sure you don't want one though... they smell.... and...and... stuff
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Hahaha!! Jo is absolutely fine as she is, lol. But they don't smell all that bad, really.
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i smell of chanel allure pour homme... 'tis tres nice indeed... oh, and almond hand cream when i've had a bath....
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erm... i meant the chanel... the cream is just because i can't bear wrinkly bath skin
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Oh lol, I knew you meant the Chanel, I was being a dick, lol.
Oh dear, Paul, I think you may just be a woman in a bloke's body, haha!
Oh dear, Paul, I think you may just be a woman in a bloke's body, haha!
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Why am I not surprised?
Must dash now, mum wants me to phone her, and I can't in this room. I'll probably head back home now too.
Speak later if you're all floating around then. Adios!
Must dash now, mum wants me to phone her, and I can't in this room. I'll probably head back home now too.
Speak later if you're all floating around then. Adios!
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