Chat up lines
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Re: Chat up lines
Jo Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:39 am
HAHAHA! I love it! My dad does things like that to me. But not so obviously wrong.. and I find myself not sure whether to believe him or not. He can be very convincing. Or I'm just very gullible 
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pauloftherash Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:37 am
i love winding people up like that... and welll... one day... if we are in the same room... and you are obviously silly enough to believe me.... i will probably try it out on you too.... 
But not with hedgehogs... i will invent some other interesting fact that is just not true.... it's all about the straight face... if you look and sound convincing, i think it's possible to tell someone that black is white
But not with hedgehogs... i will invent some other interesting fact that is just not true.... it's all about the straight face... if you look and sound convincing, i think it's possible to tell someone that black is white
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Jo Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:47 am
Ahhh, but I'll be expecting it now, so I won't believe a thing you say *smug*
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pauloftherash Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:03 am
Depends how silly you are.... some people you can say... 'i'm going to make you jump now'...they go 'ok'..... you go 'boo'...they still jump....
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Jo Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:42 am
Lol... only when people say "bugger me"... then I laugh sooo hard.
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pauloftherash Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:56 am
as long as you don't actually bugger them... the world would be a disturbing place if everyone took things so literally.... like 'fuck me!' 'bugger that!' 'i'm just taking the piss out of you'...........
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Jo Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:26 am
Hahahaha! I would like to see someone try to literally take the piss out of someone.
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Jo Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:46 am
LOL! I am not a perv! I just don't know how someone would go about it, lol.
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pauloftherash Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:16 pm
i would presume some sort of suction device 
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Jo Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:52 pm
LOL! Oh dear. I didn't actually think about it being removed via the normal route, hahaha!
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Jo Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:15 am
And also pretty painful, I would imagine. Nasty scars.
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pauloftherash Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:04 pm
depends where the point of entry is and when you make fun of someone you could say... 'i surgically removed the urine from inside him'.....instead
and when you make fun of someone you could say... 'i surgically removed the urine from inside him'.....instead
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pauloftherash Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:57 pm
indeed not.... there must be another way to say it??
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Jo Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:01 pm
"He underwent urine removal"? Still doesn't really work.
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