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Re: Chat up lines
pauloftherash Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:17 am
maybe this is why they settled with 'took the piss' 
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pauloftherash Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:47 am
better than having the shit taken out of you methinks
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Haha, indeed. Though that sounds a lot less painful than having the shit kicked out of you.
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pauloftherash Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:58 am
true.... technically though i think it should be squeezed out of you
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pauloftherash Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:27 am
like a toothpaste tube... from the head downwards..
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pauloftherash Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:24 am
true... but think how satisfied you would feel afterwards....... 
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True. I now like this idea. Shame I'm not strong enough to do it to anyone though.
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pauloftherash Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:07 am
you might get embarassed by the end product too 
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Jo Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:34 am
Ohh, I forgot about that. I was just interested in the crushing of bones, ha.
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pauloftherash Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:45 am
i bet you're the kind of girl who laughs when she sees a man getting kicked in the ging-gang-goolies 
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I think it would depend on the reason he was being kicked. If he deserved it, then maybe 
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pauloftherash Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:58 pm
i tend to laugh at other people's misfortune quite a lot....not on purpose...just...well...there's this subconcious human reflex that makes us do it
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pauloftherash Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:01 am
having seen just the one photo of yer dad, this is what i came up with....who would you say yer dad looks like?
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Not the most flattering photo in the world, but that is my Dad... ever so slightly (lol) drunk
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pauloftherash Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:59 am
oh...he looks more like dave rowntree from blur really... oh....and what a pleasant surprise...'tis yer comedy tongue does alcohol always do this to you? it could get you into a lot of trouble y'know
does alcohol always do this to you? it could get you into a lot of trouble y'know
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Jo Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:40 pm
Omg, my dad looks nothing like him either!! Ugh, insulting my dad! I bloody look like him! Lol.
My tongue always seems to make an appearance when I'm drunk, it seems. It gets a mind of it's own. But I'm actually sober there, lol. Why would it get me into trouble? :S
My tongue always seems to make an appearance when I'm drunk, it seems. It gets a mind of it's own. But I'm actually sober there, lol. Why would it get me into trouble? :S
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pauloftherash Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:48 pm
yikes...like...blur are my best band ever! he does look like him a bit though! my forum was closed at work today..... it's been barred by the I.T dept... buggers! when i click on it, it says 'barred due to ....swedish porn...' no joke!
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