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[Jo]

LOL! Edith Bowman? Nah mate, I'm pretty sure my nan is worse

[pauloftherash]

in what way?

[Jo]

My nan is very flirty, and much of the opinion that if you've got it, you should flaunt it - which she does quite regularly when on the razz. Can't keep her off the dance floor, and she'll dance with anyone.

I must say, I don't know much about Edith Bowman other than she was on Celeb Fame Academy. I can't see her being anything like my nan what so ever.

[pauloftherash]

yer nan sounds amazing give her my number

Edith Bowman.... she is well lovely and that... a bit pregnant these days, but who isn't eh?

[Jo]

I'm afraid she won't want your number, you're on the wrong side of 25

Lol, happy to say I'm not pregnant. Hurrah for a flat belly, and no being sick, and not having to look forward to sleepless nights (Y)

[pauloftherash]

non-pregnancy has so many more benefits than pregnancy innit

[Jo]

It does indeed, so far! Except, a pregnant woman can scoff lots without worrying.. wearing as an un-pregnant lady watches what she eats. Except for me, I have never needed to, which annoys me slightly.

[pauloftherash]

watched a programme about pregnancy last night with dawn porter... she is well funny...... she also did a programme where she tried out lesbianism.... which was equally good.... my point is... pregnancy looks like it really really really hurts..... so ladies can easily be forgiven for eating all that chocolate... they bloody deserve it i can't eat that much chocolate, i have an allergic reaction to it... unless it's expensive chocolate.... something about the additives..... eating lots and not putting weight on is great though.... do you burn a lot of calories generally, or is there something medical?

[Jo]

My mate was watching that programme too.. she kept saying how disgusting it was.. she makes me laugh.
ALLERGIC TO CHEAP CHOCOLATE?! Omgosh, that is awful. I don't like the taste of expensive chocolate, it has to be cheap for me. Galaxy!
Lool, I don't think I really burn that many calories. My hands get the most exercise - and that's when they're typing, lol. I just have a fast metabolism. I would like to have a bit more meat on me though.

[pauloftherash]

yeah my hands get a lot of exercise too i am always on this bloody forum innit! if it weren't for this fact, they would be shamefully obese... and in contrast to the rest of my body, this would look somewhat perturbing to say the least!!

I like lindt chocolate... the pistachio one is my fave...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I do like cheap chocolate...it just kills me a bit....

[Jo]

As soon as I said my hands get the most exercise, I knew it wouldn't twisted.

Ohh, I don't like Lindt. It's too much.

Awwk, that sucks! I'd die without Galaxy. Ok, I wouldn't, but I'd be really bloody annoyed.

[pauloftherash]

arg! lindt is bloody delish!! galaxy is nice but burns me throat and makes it swell up the worst is nestles chocolate like rolos or drifters etc.... i really like peanut m&ms

[Jo]

Oh gosh, that's awful! Nestle isn't bad... they do Smarites don't they?
I don't like M&Ms, lol.

[pauloftherash]

Arg! i am disappointed... smarties make good art but burn the hell out of my throat

[Jo]

Sucks You poor deprived boy

[pauloftherash]

some say deprived... some say depraved... either way, i can't eat many smarties.... they don't come with alphabet lids anymore do they?!?! the ones you could pop across the room at people's eyes

[Jo]

Nope, it's just cardboard. I loved the alphabet lids. I'd spazz whenever it was a J.

[pauloftherash]

i did the same for p but if you turned it upside down it was a d.....

[Jo]

Ahh, but the bottom of the letter was always above the lip of the lid, so you'd always know what letter it was!

[pauloftherash]

i didn't even know that!

[Jo]

Maybe because you're not a ginger-genius?

[pauloftherash]

unlike yourself

[Jo]

Well, I don't like to brag...

[pauloftherash]

no...because you is well modest and that

[Jo]

Indeed, as it should be

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