Re: New Thread

pauloftherash Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:12 am

try it, you will see.... Twisted Evil

Jo Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:16 pm

No no no no no. I am quite alright thank you, lol.

pauloftherash Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:04 am

ah, then you will never understand... the complexity and extremity of flavours that exist in the world is immense... still... i wouldn't eat dog food Very Happy

Jo Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:51 am

I don't really think I need to understand, so it's cool.
Doesn't dog food have meat in it? Lol. That's the only reason Razz

pauloftherash Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:54 am

and it smells like puke mixed with shit and jelly Very Happy

Jo Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:55 am

Hahaha!! I've not spent too much time sniffing dog food, lol, I don't really know what it smells like.

pauloftherash Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:22 am

just as well really...it is disgusting!! Evil or Very Mad

Jo Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:34 am

Hahahaha! I think you've spent far to much time sniffing dog bowls than is necessary, lol!

pauloftherash Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:24 am

ben's 114 year old dog has dog food (no,really!) and it really really stinks... like a dead flesh kind of smell that sticks to yer nostril hairs and doesn't want to go away for days Very Happy

Jo Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:54 am

Eurgh, how lovely! And I'm pressuming you meant in dog years, yes?

pauloftherash Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:29 am

no in human years... she is 798 in dog years.... i suggest you smell dog food to see what i mean Very Happy

Jo Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:45 am

You are JOKING? Bloody old dog!!
I think I'll just take your word for it. Smelling dog food would mean having to be near a dog, and I'd really rather not.

pauloftherash Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:49 am

hmmm... i do agree.. dogs are vulgar... they always try to sniff yer balls... then they sniff eachother's arses... hump yer leg... cats are way cooler cat

Jo Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:07 am

And attack you and leave you with horrible scars on your face (Y)

pauloftherash Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:12 am

nah, i just look like that anyway Very Happy

i do have scars under my eyes where i was born screaming and actually had my fingernails embedded in the my cheeks Very Happy

Jo Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:00 pm

Lol! I was doing 2nd person narrative again. I'm scarred from being attacked by a dog, lol.
REALLY?! Omg, must have been a bit traumatic :S

pauloftherash Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:56 am

you were attacked by a dog? sounds awful... didn't notice any scars....

Jo Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:00 am

Yeah, when I was 2. So I am scared of dogs now, lol. They're small scars, luckily, but I know they're there, and I notice them, lol.

pauloftherash Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:27 pm

not all dogs are like that.. but i understand how it can affect you

Jo Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:39 pm

Oh lol, I don't run away screaming if a dog appears, but I do try and walk past them as far away as I can be from them, lol.

pauloftherash Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:05 pm

hmmmm.... i am like that with old people

Jo Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:14 pm

Lmbo! Why?

pauloftherash Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:51 am

they scare me... all that dry skin... it's like when you've been in the bath too long... i can't handle it.....and the incessant talking and cheek-grabbing and the tight blue perms... and the various shades of grey they wear... i find it deeply upsetting

Jo Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:57 am

You're stereotyping! They're not all like that, lol.
My nan could be considered old. She doesn't wear grey, she doesn't have a tight blue perm, or dry skin, or anything else. She's actually pretty cool, a very flirty party animal. She's awesome! Not your typical old person.

pauloftherash Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:22 pm

i reckon she lied to you ... she's not yer nan at all... she's edith bowman Very Happy

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