The Clean Thread

[Jo]

I thought I best try and clear my name as being a dirty cow.. and as Paul said, "different thread, doesn't count" - so in this topic, I won't have a clue what any of you people are on about, and shall try hard to regain some respect

Might not be much of a funny topic...but innocence isn't really that funny is it?

I'm now thinking this might actually be a stupid idea.

[pauloftherash]

That Jo... she's a lovely girl isn't she?...so...how would i say it?... uncorrupted.... such an innocent soul

[Jo]

SO VERY TRUE!!! You finally see the truth! Took your bloody time!

[pauloftherash]

it's almost like... well... she's all angelic and that... wherever she walks there is a white light glowing around her...... some people faint when they see her because they can't handle such radiant goodness in the corrupt world they live in....

[The Promoter]

Truthfully this is more Jo

[pauloftherash]

i know... i just can't say enough good things about that sweet girl... she is so innocent and lovely

[Jo]

Oh, I am touched! You're all far too lovely!

[pauloftherash]

...and, like, i saw her put some butter in her mouth and it didn't melt... amazing! this was while she was helping a pensioner across the road on her way to donate a cheque for a hundred thousand quid to a charity for sick kittens.... she is so lovely!

[Jo]

All in a days work, like. It's no biggie, really.

[pauloftherash]

and...like...she walks through the forest singing...and...like...bluebirds land on her shoulder and sing with her...and...like... squirrels and bunnies pop their heads out from the bushes and start singing too...and...like... all these dwarves are her friends and that

[The Promoter]

I can see Jo as Snow White...and you the prince charming

[pauloftherash]

hmmm...i really don't know how to answer that one...it's true that i am charming though and that jo is white it should be jo white instead of snow white... incidentally...jo's surname is not white is it? that would be tres funny

[Jo]

Hahaha! Nope, my surname isn't White. But Jo White is sounding good. But this Jo don't really eat apples very often, so she'll be just fine (Y)

[The Promoter]

Your safe then

[Jo]

Indeed!

[pauloftherash]

yeah... i'd watch out though.... you can put poison in chips and everything these days... even in alcoholic beverages

[Jo]

Oh be quieeet! Lol! If I worried about things like that, I'd never do anything.

[pauloftherash]

some people are actually like that you know...never leave the house

[Jo]

I'd die of bordom!

[pauloftherash]

indeed.... but then you are so good and lovely and that.... it would be a shame if you died of boredom... you should die...when you do.... whilst rescuing a basket of abandoned kittens from the path of a steamroller... the steamroller wouldn't kill you, it'd swerve to avoid you and collide with a tanker truck that happened to be carrying a full load of molten chocolate to the cadbury's factory..... the chocolate would pour over you and drown you... but you would be very happy about it.... incidentally, by this point, the kittens have been put out if harms way on a patch of grass...so don't worry about them...

[Jo]

Thanks so much for predicting my death.
But I'm not a huge fan of cats, so...

[pauloftherash]

but kittens are well cute see

[Jo]

Oh lol, I thought they were rabbits.
Kittens aren't bad, but I douldn't die for them, lol.

[pauloftherash]

but...but... you can't be saying things like that on this thread jo...it's well out of character

[Jo]

Hahaha! Sorry if it's a case of either me or the kittens dying...
I'll donate some money to a cat shelter or something instead.

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