Help with uni work - articles on music

ah, 'tis quite funny

It's good crack!

...I never say crack

hmm... it contains an R... which is not a d,i,c,k,t,h,a,n,k or an s.... so that's understandable

Aahh, that explains it then!

what a limited vocabulary that leaves you with... having a conversation must be like a constant game of boggle in yer head

I've never played boggle, so I don't get that, ha!
Yes, very limited, I have such difficulty explaining myself sometimes. It's why I come on forum's and talk to simple ginger people

arg! mocked for my simplicity i shall become an alcoholic now and end up in the gutter

I'll chuck you some coins, as I'm so charitable and that

why do i feel like a sick kitten??

Dont give him money buy him something to eat

indeed... i'd only spend it on smack... and i can't afford to go into the priory

Drugs are bad. I'll buy you food instead (Y)

cherry pie?

Haha, if you so wish!
Actually no. If you're needing other people to buy you food, you'll be happy with whateer you get, surely?
So you'll get what you're given, and like it

But he is a veggie...

I'll but him a fruit basket (Y)

i could use the basket for shelter... more des-res than a box

Hahaha! Would make a tiny home though, lol.

i take what i can in these hard times

I guess so.. but I can't see a basket being a home.. more like a hat maybe

and what a pretty hat it would be... the handles could go under my ears... actually my hair is getting so big i could do with a hat or two

Hahaha!

not that i have two heads or anything..... ben is getting his hair cut today...i am jealous

Why don't you get yours cut?

hmmm... my brother cuts it and he is in a spaceship somewhere.... you can tell how long i haven't spoken to my family from the length of my hair...bit like counting rings in a tree to see how old it is.... don't get confused and try to cut me though.... i am 21...there that saves the hassle