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you lucky lucky girl

That I am

despite all the hard work you were clearly putting in with the smirnoff ice

Ha! I was pretty drunk, but I only had four, so that's probably why I never suffer. Don't drink enough.

arg! i had lots and lots of rum.... also went to the pub every time there was a break... we found two unattended glasses of wine at a table and made joe down them... he looked quite ill afterwards

Hahaha, that's evil.
I am such a light weight (Y) Saves me money!

yay! there is that appeal to lightweightism..... also it's cheap to drink if you befriend loads of random people like the rash do people buy drinks for you...it's great

Haha! I was buying Matt's alcomahol too as he didn't bring enough wedge with him.. so I made him go to the bar all the time (Y)

handy..... .....i should have got you a couple of drinks really shouldn't i??? for some reason my rum and cokes had more rum in at the diner than at the county.... i think maybe the barman was hoping for some rash attention

Lol, why would you need to get me a drink?
Hahaha! Perhaps just some gay ginger oompa-loompa attention.
Which reminds me - you're quite short!

second shortest rash actually..... and i'm not really an oompa-loompa.... that photo is just me fellating a horse in my spare room

Ahh, righty, that would also make sense. But I'm sure you can get arrested for that. I think you should have stuck with the oompa-loompa story, I don't think that's illegal

ah, when i say horse...i meant a clothes horse...

I'm afraid clothes horses are much thinner.. no-one's going to believe that

dagnammit!!! i could pretend i am playing a digeridoo

That might work I suppose. They'd have to be pretty dim police people though.

i'll get you to be my alibi

...But I wasn't there. Thankfully.

ah, but they don't know that also... would be funny if you were there watching me do that

No, it really wouldn't. It would have been highly disturbing, and I think I would have needed mental help afterwards. Lol.

but...but...do you not appreciate the wonderful sound it makes when you put it to your mouth?

Oh my god. I really don't ever want to hear horses make such noises.

it was a digeridoo!!!!!!!!!!! honest

Hahahaha!! Oh loool!

i should perhaps find a slightly less incriminating picture at some point