Theatre

Why on earth did you randomly add a buzzing rabbit to the end of that?
What you implying this time? (See, I'm learning, not being stupid this time, lol)

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OMG!!!!!

..... I think you should go see your doctor again.

are you afraid of rabbits? they can be quite intimidating innit

Nope. I'm just afraid for your sanity. Rabbit faces and buzzing... can't be normal.

i never claimed to be sane in the first place

I suppose that's true. Still, no need to go getting worse. I'd get it fixed if I were you

hmmmm.... but then you would not find me funny... i would be all one flew over the cuckoo's nest and that

No you wouldn't! I didn't say go get yourself made brain dead!

how would you suggest they fix my brain then? i heard electro shock therapy was pretty effective

No no no! Just talk it out with a shrink.

hmmmm..... my gf has had hypnotherapy for her agoraphobia.... she said it was very strange but effective....

That's fear of going out side, right?
I'd love to be hypnotised.. just to see if it worked.

i wouldn't... i am a control freak

What do you mean? You'd want to stay in control of yourself?

just wouldn't get hypnotised...don't like the idea of someone else having any degree of control over me

Ohhh. But then... I'm sure if you got stupidly drunk, and your mates suggested doing something silly/stupid, you'd do it... something you wouldn't when sober. Is that not someone else having control over you?

like running naked up and down the street and climbing trees etc???? sure... but then.... hypnosis is on a far more personal level than that.... i might start saying things i don't want to say You have no control over your id.... it's easy to surpress in normal consciousness..... but there's no telling what might come out under hypnosis.......

Lool. I'd still like to try it, methinks!

don't you worry what they might do to you????

Paul McKenna is a shifty looking fella, i really would not trust his type....

Oh, not that sort of hypnotism. The "fixing" sort of hypnotism.
Make me less shy/self-concious etc etc.

i know...but... they still have a degree of control over you.... i'm not a very trusting person i guess

Haha, I suppose so. I'll let you have this, and will stop being "argumentative" - not exactly the right word, but my brain is a bit dead today

must be yer age

That or the alcohol