Theatre

Yes yes!! You should do that! Your mission henceforth - if I'm allowed to give you one - is to "review" something random from your day, or several things, if you're feeling up to it, that you can post on here, so we can all have a giggle. Good things as well as bad please. Yeaaah! Please? You can have your own topic! Another topic with your name in

i shall take up this mission....

Hurrah!!! Oh, how funny it'll be! Don't let me down!

i shall not.... i did have a funny picture in my head though.... where i unplugged a stopper and the air came out of you... and i actually let you down... just like a jo-shaped balloon

Oh great, I'm now a bloody blow up doll, thanks!

if you were a blow up doll... what would you be called?

I don't know. I wasn't aware blow up dolls had fancy names. What's wrong with Jo?

jo the blow up doll... doesn't have that special ring to it.... like..... sucking suzy... or easy agnes... or latex lucy... that sorta thang.... did you ever do that 'what's yer pornstar name' where you take the name of yer first pet and yer mum's maiden name.... mine is Ace Smith my gf's was Tabby Major

Oh god, I don't think I want a blow up doll name.
My pornstar name would be Goldie Curran. I don't like it.

it has a ring to it... but sounds a bit like breakfast cereal

Hahahah! Just my luck, eh?

hmmm... was thinking... if i was a blow up doll i would call myself.... penetrative paulo....

I thought the names were supposed to be sleazy/sexy? That sounds pretty.. mechanical. That might not be the word I want though.

hmmm... good point.... although i try not to think of penetration as a mechanism can you think of anything better?

Hahaha, my first thought was "Pretty Paully", as a piss take haha!
I can't actually think of anything. "P" is a horrible letter.

as opposed to the marvellous letter J..... i like pretty paully... it suits me i think

J is awful. I dislike J. You know those stuuuupid exercises they do at schools sometimes as ways to introduce each yourselves? Well we had to describes ourselves wth a word beginning with our initial. "I am Sarah, and I'm smart" that kind of thing. I think I said "jolly" as there really isn't anything else. And Jack had already said joker.
Hahaha, another nickname for you then (Y)

it seems i am gaining nicknames at quite a speedy rate on here

It's all cool! I want a nickname

hmmmm... seeing as jo is a shortened version of joanne... does that not count? how about orange jo....

No it doesn't, a nickname is "creative", shortening a name isn't
I wouldn't answer to anyone who called me that, lol.

Someone decided to call me Gingernuts once. Was so annoyed; yeah, thanks, I'm a bloody guy now!

they are nice biscuits too... ideal for dunking... but i know you will say 'cannibalism'

Indeeeed. Actually.. never tried them. I'm not a huge biscuit fan, lol.

not quite cherry pie...but still yum

WHICH REMINDS ME! I'm wearing a pretty cool t-shirt at the mo with a pie on it (Y)