The Soap Box or Agony Dannii & Amy as it is better known

I dont think they would of disowned you,
i mean they couldnt have..
look at you.. you're well too cool

Hmm,
the aducted by aliens idea sounds very possible though..
If they have been, then well we are in a bit of a pickle

Maybe,
you should ring up your mums house,
if she answers just say.. look mum, you didnt turn up.. and you hurt my emotions. Lol. Let her know how you feel.
However, if an alien picks up.. then this could be tricky.
Try to reason with him.
Swap your mum in return for something else..
Maybe some ginger hair.
Aliens will definitely like that xD


Good luck and thanks for stopping by

xxxx.

Cheers for the marvo advice

tis quite alright =)

What am i here for eh?



Good luck alien busting.

we could be the new ghostbusters. ill just alter my shirt a little, change the theme tune and were there

and with regards to confusion, they say one thing and mean something completely different

I wanna be a ghost buster!
:O
Sounds like fun =)

i can handle two jobs:
Ha and agony aunt and a ghost buster.
God, im cool..

And yeah,
i understand the girl thing.
Nearly all girls are like it.
Most of the time they just say something to cover up what they are really feeling..
God knows why cuz like you said it just confuses things.

Im not like a normal girl in that respect xD
im blunt haha.

=)

Bluntness is the way forward.... except for james blunt... who is just a c**t...

awwwh paul,
just when i thought you couldn't get any cooler..
we share a hate for James Blunt ha.



Although,
Amy says i can do a good impression of him


Which actually scares me.

to be fair.... anyone who actually likes james blunt is 100% as cool as he is... which if you told them that, they would be well proud of... but we would be sniggering behind their backs because it means they are a c**t too...plus, it's like saying 'well, i think rapists are a bit shit'.... it's just so obvious... not that mr blunt is a rapist...well, i say that, but he still makes a living out of music somehow... he is the rapist of houswives' ears....

Ah god,

that is too true




Anti-James Blunt Here!

nah... i'm sure he's a lovely bloke... ............ oh, bollocks, who am i kidding? he is like some sort of disease... he's worse than f*****g aids..... god, if i had aids i would be thanking the lord it wasn't so bad as putting up with that snivelling little twat.... he used to be an officer in the r.a.f or army or something didn't he? can you imagine how hilarious that must have been....

What a twat.


Thats all im saying

hehe.

You seem to know alot about him Paul
haha.

I like James Blunt....

I think I should stop admitting to all these things, lol!

Dont worry Jo,

we still love you

yeah jo... you could be osama bin laden and we'd still give you loads of

Well, now that you mention it... haha!

That's so cool, you're both lovely, ha! But weird, yes. Lol.

I have a new problem... i have recently discovered that i am attracted to moomins.... what does this mean? Please help me agony aunts....

have you by any chance listened to the russell brand podcast lol


he also shares this attraction for moomins.
personally i think they look like oddly coloured hippos haha.

So maybe that means you like big arses?

no not a fan of big arses... but arses in general... most definitely..... had no idea russell brand shared my moomin love.... that's cool though as he is a bit of a legend

There You Go Paul.

Its no longer a problem,
if russell brand likes it,

then its cool

I concur.... If it's good enough for Russ, it's good enough for me...

Glad we sorted this problem out.

Woop Woop!

I suddenly had a feeling you were talking about Russ Abbott

i finally spoke to a member of my family... then got blatantly disowned by them... i think we are not speaking ever again my brother text me to say all my family think i am 'a nasty piece of work' also, i am 'delusional' and my band are 'shit' and are never going anywhere..... if you knew my brother and parents you would laugh.... they don't work.... they sit around all day doing nothing... my brother is 30 and lives at home with no job, can't drive, goes shopping with my mum and dad.... grrr! so... they have not been abducted

Ah now worries Paul, we all love you