What Religion is Your Bra?
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of House of Frazer and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "
" What type of bra?" asked the sales lady
"Type?" inquires the man,"There's more than one type?"
"Look around" said the sales lady as she showed a sea of bras in every size, shape and colour and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.
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But I just noticed they forgot the German bra -
Holtzemfromfloppen
" What type of bra?" asked the sales lady
"Type?" inquires the man,"There's more than one type?"
"Look around" said the sales lady as she showed a sea of bras in every size, shape and colour and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.
Note
But I just noticed they forgot the German bra -
Holtzemfromfloppen
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