paul's reviews....

Haha! If you say so, mister!

i do.... miss...

Haha, sorry, habit, I call most guys "mister" at some point.

well...'tis an accurate title t'be sure t'be sure

Oh good! I did worry for a sec that you migh actually be female, and I got it wrong!

(checks in underpants)..... no...still there...

Oh god, there really was no need for that, lol.

no, there was... you had me worried and i needed confirmation

Oh dear. But you didn't need to inform us though. And really, you shouldn't be admitting to doing such things.. and you call me insane

okay 'you are insane'....

Oh ha ha!

Mister, you haven't reviewed anything in a while

good point... i will do so tomorrow... i have a gig today....

Ohhh, hope you have a good time tonight then

E, A, B, A Chord progressions or those of the same structure but in another key.... they are so simple yet effective..... but bore the buggeration out of me.... so much so that i tried to write a song, which ended up as copycat, using this progression...... but it still wandered off somewhere else.... it's amazing how many times people use that formula and get away with it... i say...more experimentation please.... it's a bit like that song by the view which should be go 'i've played the same 3 chords for 4 songs now'.... it gets annoying really quickly....

Hair it grows too fucking quickly really.... and costs money to be removed.... unless you do it yerself and look like a twat.... and also... there seems to be more of it pointing at the ceiling lately..... which is really pretty and that but if you had a hair phobia or something, it would make you die..... Hair of the face... that's annoying too as it grows at a much faster rate than other hair and you can literally go to bed looking young and wake up looking like an old fisherman....grr! so i say ban hair!!

Trousers Why they are called 'trousers' and not 'a trouser' is beyond me.... it can't be because of the two legs making it plural, because they are clearly identified as 'trouser legs' which is a seperate thing altogether.... and a skirt, technically, should be called 'a trouser' if trousers are trousers because of the number of leg holes..... more thought should have been put into the naming of trousers at the conception end of trouser manufacturing, then we wouldn't have these problems now... they should have called them...(why 'them'?) Stuart or something like that.....

Hahaha! Banning facial hair, I'm with you on that. However, my aunt used to be a hairdresser, so I have never paid for a hair cut in my life

And I never realised there was a problem with calling trousers "trousers".. I haven't heard anyone else complain about it

well... there blatantly is a problem

Perhaps it's just you with a problem with it?

could be...but you have to admit...the notion of trousers is quite preposterous

No, I quite like it. "Trouser" is a horrible sounding word.. should be trousers.

but it makes no sense at all!!!! can't we just call it dingdang?

Nope, it sounds too much like dingdong, and that makes me think of other things.

trust you

Hahaha! I don't like to disappoint

you never do ...or so the rumours go

That's not nice! Lol.