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Not me. I was trying to learn a line dance today. I ballsed it up completelyyy!

hahahaha.... did you fall over? that would be hilarious or did you just lose the plot and not stay in line?

I didn't fall over, I just wouldn't keep up, and would get the steps wrong, and would go in the wrong direction, lol.

that's called artistic license... you were just doing yer own interpretation of the dance... yay for originality!

Hahaha, oh yeah, I'm cool. "Your dance is crap, mine is better!" (Y) Love it. I shall use that excuse for most things from now on

I would like to say, I'm actually really bad at arguing, and I don't particularly like it (real life anyway), so it's taking me forever to think of replies for the lookie-likey thread. And I'm also feeling very bad after each post. I don't like being mean. So yeah, I don't actually mean anything I say, and I'm sorry if it's not argumentative enough

hahaha... that tickles me somewhat

I know it sounds silly, but I'd rather say it and look silly, than end up pissing you off, lol.

i am hard to piss off.... and how on earth could you be pissing me off? 'tis well funny innit!

You should do some freestyle jo-dancing at the rashsketch gig....

Actually we bumped into the sketch in a kebab shop... i was drunkenly gibbering some incoherent gobbledegook at the kebab men about not putting meat on my chips

i am wondering... who is overall the shorter band? the rash or the sketch.... matt is quite a small fella with his hair down we have three over six foot... but ben is a dwarf.... hmmm it would be interesting.....

Well, sometimes a joke can be taken too far, and people get offended, so I was making sure you knew I WAS joking, and hope you didn't get pissed off with anything I was saying.

Haha, Matt is a midget. I'm sure he's shorter than me, but he denies it, says we're the same height, lol.

I don't think it would be a fair comparison, seeing as The Rash have five band members. What might end up being a draw could be swayed by the extra member, so you know... it's not fair. Perhaps I'm just thinking about it too much, lol.

perhaps... you could work out a mathematical average though... i can't quite remember what the formula is... school was a long long time ago.....

i would say matt is definitely shorter than you are... except when his hair is up... then he is four foot taller than you

Ohhh... add up the heightof every member of the band, then divide by how many band members. Yeah, you should do that (Y) Lol!

Haha! He does have quite big hair.

indeed...but i have no calculator on my person.... the rash as i recall are phil:6ft 5ins..... joe:6ft 2ins..... sam 6ft 2 ins.... paul 5ft 9ins.... ben 5ft 7ins.... we actually had a measuring session once.... joe has enormous feet

You're on a computer though. And computers have calculators on. I was about to try and work it out.. but I think there is more than 10 inches to a foot.. so I don't think it would work properly the normal way.

Oh gosh, I hope height was all you measured together.

tehehe... let's just say it was fun

Oh dear god.

The Rash are a funny bunch....

Okay... i worked out our average height... you have to break the feet into inches and multiply it back at the end... we are an average of exactly 6 foot not bad eh?!

Cool stuff! Need The Sketch to do themselves now...

how do we convince 'em it's a completely sane idea?

I have absolutely no idea. I don't actually think they would do it, lol.

ah, they are no rash t'be sure t'be sure

Nope.. they don't feel the need to measure each other, and their body parts.. can't see why. Ha!

what kind of men are they?!?! 'tis surely what you must do in a group of males..... our drummer phil is a REAL man!!! we played a gig to a thousand emos last night.... he was like... if my son turns out like any of that lot out there, i'll fuckin' disown him...hehehe.... sam likes wearing dresses...and feather boas... this annoys phil somewhat

Hahaha! How random! Dresses and feather boas are cool though!

as is sam... you should have seen him in his band, muddy stour, last night... lots of cool discordant noise and rolling around the stage like a nutter.... pissed as pissed can be... screaming incoherent gibberish in a microphone