harhar
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Re: harhar
pork with green peppers and chilli something or other is my 69 can't quite remember... but it sounds nice and meaty.... just how all 69s should
Re: harhar
I'm not liking the sound of that, to be honest. It has pork in it. And peppers. And chilli something. None of which I like.
Maybe 69s are just not for me.
Maybe 69s are just not for me.
Re: harhar
well, you are stuck with the 69 then.... if you don't want my pie... it's all i have left to offer
Re: harhar
you know what's really funny... every time i read your reply then look at the picture of you next to it with your tongue poking out... gives the whole statement a more comical tone and i just wee myself... my bladder has never been so utilised since being on this forum
Re: harhar
nah...you is pretty and that... just looks like you just told a joke and poked yer tongue out afterwards...'tis hilarious
Re: harhar
Lol! I was drunk, and I was posing in a mate's hat.. so I decided to take a photo. I'm a bit silly when drunk
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Re: harhar
what's the silliest thing you ever done? i once got naked at a party.... ran up and down the street... all my girl-friends stole my trousers and wouldn't give them back... they were making me do handstands and cartwheels and stuff... the police turned up saying they heard reports of a naked hippy running about the place... i had to hide in the back garden as they thought it was funny to lock me out with no clothes on....the police went... i climbed on top of the house naked and waved as waved as they left... when they were gone i climbed a tree and was actually threatening to shit on passers by from the top of the tree... it was probably the most drunk i have ever been....come to think of it.. i might even have been on drugs too at that point...i was very very young... about 17 i'm far too mature for that sort o'thang now
Re: harhar
Omg. I have nothing further to say.
I don't think I can top that.
I say various silly things, coz I'm a bit ditzy. I once told mum that I would have a test tube baby, so I didn't have to give birth... not realising that they actually put it inside you after a while. My mum was all "How do you expect the baby to grow in a test tube?!"
Seeing as there is a Northampton and a Southampton, I once asked if there was a Westhampton and Easthampton, which made my dad crack up.
I have misunderstood jokes about the navy, because I thought they meant belly button when they said "naval".
Silly things like that
I don't think I've actually done anything silly, really. I suppose sitting on my dad's shoulders at 16 when he was drunk wasn't a good idea. He ended up falling over in the middle of the road, and I have a big scar on my knee. I have been pretty scared to go on anyone's shoulders since.
I don't think I can top that.
I say various silly things, coz I'm a bit ditzy. I once told mum that I would have a test tube baby, so I didn't have to give birth... not realising that they actually put it inside you after a while. My mum was all "How do you expect the baby to grow in a test tube?!"
Seeing as there is a Northampton and a Southampton, I once asked if there was a Westhampton and Easthampton, which made my dad crack up.
I have misunderstood jokes about the navy, because I thought they meant belly button when they said "naval".
Silly things like that
I don't think I've actually done anything silly, really. I suppose sitting on my dad's shoulders at 16 when he was drunk wasn't a good idea. He ended up falling over in the middle of the road, and I have a big scar on my knee. I have been pretty scared to go on anyone's shoulders since.
Re: harhar
I honestly can't see where. I think it's due to the fact that when I was a baby, my uncle was walking along throwing me in the air, and catching me.. and continued to do so as he walked through a door, and threw me up so I bashed my head on the door frame.
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