looky likey

I get called feminine all the time. I don't like it, but oh well.

Not exactly a looky likey, but I weren't sure where else to put it.

jo-not-of-the-rash



The white glasses.. the ginger hair...
Ok, maybe not that funny.

actually...hilarious....'tis a good look y'know

Haha, I don't actually have them, was just being a dick in a shop. But I feel I should but some now just to be weird

'tis the way forward methinks

ooh...talking of looky likey... i just went home and watched a bit of loose women on t'telly... in the crowd at the beginning was a ginger girl who did looky-likey a bit like our jo

Ha ha ha! You can't really see me though, lol, so lieeees.

sshhhh...they don't know yer not famous...if we can convince 'em you are then all kindsa wonderful things might start happening for you

Hahaha, I doubt that. And who's "them"?

the generic 'them' who just crop up everywhere....

Ohhh, ok then. Well, I don't think we'll fool them now. I've spoilt it.

i won't tell them if you don't

Ok then, cool.
Yeaaah, I'm cool and famous and stuff...

My mate jo was on the telly everyone!!!!! she is like....well well famous and that......

Hahaha! That proper made me grin. "My mate jo" Haha!
Yeaaah man, I'm gunna be a star!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can have yer own channel five chat show and everything

Oh dear. I'm not sure I'd want that. But let's see...

You can be my guest. So start chatting (Y)

me? chat? it's virtually unheard of!!!! conduct an interview with me... this can be our jo-pauloftherash interview thread

I have absolutely no idea what to ask. Chat shows aren't exactly journalistic. Erm... it's all going to be pretty random...

If you could have any famous bird for a night, who would it be?

big bird off of sesame street.... always cracks me up for some reason..... or did you mean woman? hmmmm... company-wise it would be Lauren laverne... i am so attracted to her but it's like 112% to do with her personality.... come to think of it... most of the time when my gf asks me who my celebrity crush would be i say...well... it's difficult if you don't really know someone to tell if you like them or not... if it were down to looks... hmmmm... to be honest... i'm struggling here... i think everyone is beautiful... in their own way.... eek...great question... what's yer next one?

Hahaha! That was a terrible answer, lol.

Next question..er.. you're having a party, and can invite ANYONE, dead or alive. Who's do you invite?

most definitely syd barrett when he was in his schizo-acid phase... alexander spence in his chasing people with axes phase.... stephen fry would be great company.... janet street porter aristotle so i can converse on the principles of metaphysics.... oliver reid... oh, there's so many who would make great party guests

I am going to have to look up a few of these, lol! Haha!

oh, but there are so many more.... jim morrisson when he was a loon..... malcolm mcclaren... yoko ono.... che guevara..... alistair Crowley.... charles dickens.... the list is endless...

Haha! I can't stan Yoko Ono. But I shall shh.

If you could have any meal, in any part of the world, what and where would it be?