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yoko ono has a brilliant mind... a great artist and opinionist... she is ill-perceived because of her association with john lennon... i love john... but people forget he was a skag-head, acid-head, every other head.... but it's amusing because you won't see a pete doherty airport...... shakespeare was a druggy too....


Okay... the dinner would be in a monsoon in a rainforest somewhere... so preferably a dinner that doesn't disintergrate..... or... i would really like to go to that ice hotel... drink from ice cups... eat from ice plates...
hmmm... the dessert would also be a great venue... if you didn't stay there too long..... with bedouins.... but they live on flesh, they sort of stuff a chicken in a dog, the dog in a horse the horse in a camel, stick it on a spit roast then eat it..... with couscous so not the ideal food for a veggie...

Omg, that is really quite rando. I was expecting some sort of restaurant in some part of the world. But no, not for Paul, it has to be extreme eating, lol.

Which has made me think of another question. You know on "I'm a celebritry... get me out of here" they have that trial which is to eat the weird things? Obviously, being a veggie, you wouldn't eat the insects, eyes, or genitalia.. but would you eat the vomit fruit?

yes i would eat the vomit fruit... i am the sort of person who thinks you should try everything once... give it a go and if you vomit after eating what tastes like vomit, then it's just vomit innit

Eurgh nice.

And why are you a veggie? Is it because you don't like me, or you're against eating animals?

i just find the whole concept of putting an animal in your mouth a bit abstract and perverse..... why would you do that if there is other food available?.... and don't say 'because it tastes good'... that is not a good enough reason to take an animal's life.... to breed thousands and thousands of each species for the sole purpose of killing it... it's like genocide economy.... i mentioned the hole in the ozone layer once to someone... that if there were significantly less cows producing methane on the earth, there would not be a hole in the ozone layer... they said... we should eat them all... but we put them there in the first place.... also... by not eating meat... i am less likely to get heart disease, food poisoning, diabetes, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, kidney and bladder stones, obesity and all manner of diseases...

I suppose that's fair.
If I think about, I'd probably be a veggie too if I were able to. But the thing with me is, I'm SO fussy - as you've probably worked out by now - I really don't like the taste of most things, and end up being sick when I eat them It's really quite awful, coz I do get bored of the things I eat sometimes, lol.

Right, next question... Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

hmmm... you know you can condition yourself to eating different foods... frances was extremely fussy when i met her but now she eats most things.... it's to do with your perception of the food rather than the actual taste of it... anyway...

In ten years time.... i will be reaping the rewards of a successful musical career with the rash... i will be living in a detached house by a lake.... i will have a recording studio where i work as a record producer whilst still writing songs for the slightly more occasional rash albums.... and various other groundbreaking side-projects..... i will be working on a soundtrack to a cult british movie with Michael nyman....... and would be getting my wife to make sandwiches for the 32 piece orchestra who are sitting in the dining room

Hahaha! That sounds pretty cool! I can't think of another question right now..erm...

If you could have any job, that had nothing at all to do with music, what would it be?

hmmm... that really is a good question....

since i started work here at kent pharmaceuticals and worked my way up, i guess the natural progression would be, eventually, company director.... that would be nice... when i was young i wanted to be an archaeologist

Ahh, bet that would pay well!
Is it just me that thinks there is something kind of weird about wanting to dig up dead bodies/animals/etc? I know houses and plates and stuff are found too, but the appeal is normally the dead things, is it not?

If you could witness one amazing thing in your life time what would it be?

yeah, digging up dead things did appeal to ten year old paul... not anymore though...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... i have witnessed enough amazing things in my life..... but... if God could show himself to me, speak to me in the first person.... something like that would be most welcome indeed ...

Haha, cool stuff!

Erm.. Did you make a new year's resolution, and have you kept it so far?

erm... i make lots of them every year... well... i also set myself tasks rather than things to give up... like.. learn to drive... get a promotion... that kind of thing... this year was get your band signed... getting there slowly but surely.... also the usual... treat frances better... enjoy yourself a bit more... be less serious and miserable.... you know the sort of thing

Cool stuffs!

I am running out of questions.. um.. fave sex position? Haha!

okay... it's like... you start in a spooning position and the man puts his upper leg through the legs of the woman... then he leans back so his body is at a 90 degree angle to the woman's back.... this increases the pressure on the womanly bits... also in this position it is is easy for the man to caress the woman's body.... also... a really firm fave is... when the man sits on the edge of the bed and the woman sits on his lap with her back to him and between his legs... the man closes his legs around her legs and fun begins..... ooohh... there are so many.....

Lol, wasn't expecting it step by step, but I guess I probably should have seeing as you say the unexpected. I am trying to imagine, and not imagine at the same time. Haha!

I'm really running out of questions now, I can't think of anything interesting/random to ask. So I'm going to take the advice I learnt at uni for when we run out of questions, and say...

Anything else you'd like to add?

yes........... 1 and 9 and 8 and 0...

Hahaha! Ty for the interview

oh, right... you know me.. i will just talk forever about nothing in particular.... what's the word for being good at noticing smells? like... observant means you notice visual phenomena well... but i can't think of a smell one

Nosey, perhaps?

nah, that means overly curious... any other ideas? sam reckons smellservant would be a good word..... i say it is just smeel crossed with observant.... because the serv bit comes from observe....

I was being sarcastic, lol.
I don't think there is/should be a word. I think there's a phrase that does it pretty well..
"Good sense of smell".

nah, that's well cheatin' innit.... rise to the challenge!

Hahaha there is no such word!

can you think of any other thing that there is no word for? hmmm....