paul's got answers

Oh... my god. Or rather, oh my Ginger! So funny. And you tie up all loose ends as well.
All hail the mighty Ginger in the sky!

You should write a book! Your imagination deserves more than just posts on this forum. I vote for book and posts! I'd buy (Y)

Why thank you Jo..... GINGER ROCKS!!!! (We should have a ginger smiley...and a pie one please)

I would add them if I could creat them, maybe someone will

He's gingerrrr!



And pie!

Bit big though, sorry!

Wowaweewa.... thanks for the exraordinary effort jo... these are immense!

Haha, I aim to please

Your Ginge-genius never fails you

Jo wrote:

He's gingerrrr!



And pie!

Bit big though, sorry!

Brillinat Jo you are getting quite a wizz

Haha, I'm afraid this isn't down to ginger-genius, or being a wizz.. just using google images

Well we like them anyway Jo

Ohh, I do well!!

Why are there never any ginger super heroes?
You have the red-headed villain - Poison Ivy in Batman and Robin.
There were a few red-headed Xmen, but they were mutants, so shunned and avoided.

But none are actually ginger! Red hair dye, or wigs. No gingerness! Why not, Paul?

oooh...'tis a bloody good question jo.... but you will have to wait until this evening for an answer... my boss has just told me to' do some bloody work'... hehehe... better log off

Ohh, righty oh. I look forward to hearing it!

okay jo...woo... kinda got caught on the ol' net at work... haha.... managed to talk my way out of it though... i'm quite good at doing that ......
right... ginger super heroes..... the thing is.... and it's quite a simple thing really.... when the inventors of super heroes decide on the sort of super hero they want, they are not necessarily thinking of what kind of person would make a great super hero.... obviously gingers would win hands down... they are more passionate than non-gingers... and are genetically designed killing machines.... also they have evolved over millions of years to a state where they do prefer to come out at night...which, as you know, is quite characteristic of super-heroes in general.... also, ginger hair is a thousand times more durable than non-ginger hair, so would make excellent shielding against bullets and mutant powers....Unfortunately, the creators of super heroes are thinking primarily of cash.... and while gingers would make great super heroes.... and comic books would invariably sell... all-be-it not amongst the sectarian anti-ginger extremists who still hold a grudge that is millions of years old.... the vast percentage of revenue that is accumulated by comic book manufacturers is from movie rights.... the sad truth is... even when some of the first super heroes were being created, there was an incredibly short supply of ginger actors....it is in a worse state today... the simple fact is that gingers can't stand the flashing camera lights... after evolving in such a way.... that they simply avoid any kind of sustained exposure to light... including cameras.... of course, it's not so flashy and lighty these days, but it has kind of developed amongst the gingers through generations.... also, a large amount of revenue is made from toys... and orange paint costs more than other colours.... as does orange ink.... What we need is more ginger actors and the problem will be solved.... it's like that whole point of there being no black people playing darts and snooker.... What tiger woods did for golf, some ginger person should do for acting

Hahaha! Why can't Nicole Kidman play a super hero? Or what's her face.. that bird from Wedding Crashers? Mick Hucknall (sp?) should start acting, and be a super hero.
PAUL!!! Start acting, be a super hero!!

And they wouldn't need orange paint or ink. They can mix red and brown, it would be fine. I do not have orange hair!

hmm...'tis true... but you try telling that to those money mad bastards! and who would i play????

I don't know. A part could be made just for you. The Rashman, or something, haha!

You mean the flashman

No no. He's in The Rash... Rashman! Lol.

woo... hoo.. perhaps i can be both what special powers do i have???

Erm... you can attack people with those ginger roots that grow on you? They could fly off, and hit people in the head. Knock 'em cold.
Finally they come in handy! Haha!

A question my friend asked me, that I don't know the answer to:

"Right, you know some people have chins that start quite far back, givin em a bit of an overbite, HOW do they kiss?"

Hahahaha

I'm quite interested to find out that actually... go Paul

For every one of these in the world.....



....there is one of these.....

They cancel each other out..... the angle of the big chin fills into the space where the other has no chin... the lips meet perfectly.... all people were originally designed that way by god... he thought it would be hilarious to confuse people who couldn't kiss.... but the humans eventually found out the secret.... obviously when the chinny and the chinless have babies, the babies have what we consider to be normal chins..... hence, most of the population have pretty decent chins.... people who still have bad chins even after generations of breeding, have parents and grandparents and great grandparents who were not bright enough to work out god's little game.... and endeavored to find interesting ways of kissing similarly-chinned people.... mostly involving handstands....

I have to say, I have been trying my hardest not to laugh really loudly, but I was still asked by one of my class mates if I was ok. Lol! I have given my mate the url to this page so she can read your answer. I'm pretty sure she'll piss herself too (Y)