What's that sound?

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.

She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.

The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

didn't anyone find this funny

i actually did a wee in my pants

MAHHH! thats such a *ba dum dum tish* joke
LOL
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OOOh... i love onomatopoeia The original Batman series on tv would never have existed without it

this is so very true.
do it all the time
but kerrie gets annoyed so...
apparantly it doesnt sound like a real drum,...

mmhmm
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Whats the sound of a real drum then...bish, bash bosh

nah, i think that moosemonkey was correct... just kerrie being smart coz she's a drummer and that i tried drumming once... it went.... 'baaa...moooo...baaa....flitterflitter...baaa...baaamoooo...oink' ..... Don't you juist hate it when that happens? i am clearly no drummer

hahaha
are you sure you werent drumming a farm?
that would make more sense...

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Could have been actually.... now that you mention it i seem to remember a distinct poo smell in the air