Musicians

Q. Why do singers smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their pictures being taken.

Q. How do you make a guitarist laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell them a joke on Wednesday.

Q. Why did the singer stare at the frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said 'Concentrate'

Q. What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A. A tattoo.

Q: How do you make a guitarist stop playing?
A: Put notes on it!

Q: Why do rock bands have roadies?
A. To act as interpreters for the drummer.

Q. How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A. Give him a sheet of music.

Q. Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
A. Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

Q. "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
A. "Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."

Q. What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A. Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Q. How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A. The bass player notices.

hahaha.... only, i read this last week some time and just got it....

Glad it sunk in, not all are true but quite funny