"If I were King/Queen..."

Right, so imagine you were the monarch - one who actually has some sort of power with what happens in the country.. what would you change?

I'll go first...
First things first, all guys will be clean shaven. Yes yes.
A new subject will be learnt at school - "Gingerology" - history, science, etc etc of the ginge.
EVERYONE will know of several bands who come on these boards. House hold names, yes.
The colour orange will be banned.
And, on a slightly serious note, there will be better sex education at schools.

So what would you change?

hmm at the moment the only thing I can think of is that people have to reply to legitimate emails they get sent or there will be severe punishment.

People will hhave to do what they have agreed to do...so if they say they are coming to a gig they actually turn up

if i had any power... i would make university free for everyone.... i would put a ban on over the top political correctness.... i would remove all urinals from men's loos and put cubicles in their place... i would make a tax for commercial industries that generate more than a million pounds a day..... and put it towards good causes.... i would introduce 'national ginger day' where everyone celebrates the loveliness of ginger people.... i would abolish the monarchy (leaving myself unemployed)..... i would actually listen to people rather than saying i'll listen to them and ignoring them...... i would be a great leader

I vote Paul for King

Aww, noo, don't abolish the monarchy, I like the monarchy!

But you have a new king Paul

Yeah, but then he'll abolish it, and then there is no King Paul. I think you should keep the monarchy and be King.
I'm liking this National Ginger Day. (Y)

monarchy is pointless.... and highlights class division... and has hints of facism and elitism.... it serves no purpose.... i'm not really up for all out anarchy either but monarchy in general sucks...

Without the moarchy, we'd become a republic, and end up like America.
I'd rather keep the monarchy.

Yeah I'd rather not be like America.
Keep the Queen! I like having a Queen, even if she is slightly pointless.
We have to keep some traditions.

I'd bring back the British Empire.

nah... queens are worse than kings... not in a sexist way... but in a pointless way.... royalty is just a higher level of snobbery