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The Downtown Diner (Live Music Venue) Park Street, Ashford, Kent


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Post  Jo Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:58 am

A man called out to his wife from his bedroom, "Come and see my clock!"

His wife goes into the bedroom to find him standing there, buck naked.

"That's not your clock, it's your cock, you prat!" She said.

"Yeah," he replied, "But I want two hands and a face on it!"
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Post  saunby Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:51 am

Lolz Razz

not bad Razz
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Post  pauloftherash Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:44 am

i intend to use that at some point Wink
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Post  Jo Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:48 am

Hahaha! Let us know whether it works or not Razz
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Post  pauloftherash Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:49 am

f'sure... maybe tonight
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Post  Jo Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:25 pm

Oh dear.
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Post  pauloftherash Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:55 pm

arg! i was too bunged up with a cold to even try it last night! snot and sex don't really go together that well Laughing it's like the third cold i've had since christmas
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Post  Jo Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:07 am

Oh how lovely! Lol.
Aww, poor you, that sucks. I've just got over my cold.
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Post  pauloftherash Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:14 pm

i suspect i will sound like a dying walrus whilst singing backing vocals, busking on the streets of maidstone today Very Happy
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Post  Jo Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:34 am

Omg! Busking is so cool! I love the people that busk on the tube, they're awesome! But I never think to bring enough money with me to give them Sad
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Post  pauloftherash Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:35 am

haha...'twas great yesterday.. wasn't officially busking...coz i think tou need a license...but we were walking around maidstone singing at people... great fun Very Happy
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Post  Jo Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:12 am

How cool! What a great way to spend the day.
I'd probably get arrested if I did that Sad

How's your cold?
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Post  pauloftherash Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:07 am

i am fine.. taking lots of paracetamol... drinking lots of ORANGE juice Wink
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Post  Jo Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:24 pm

Lool. You're a pain in the backside Smile It's 'scusting. And orange. Sad
But glad you're feeling ok (Y)
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Post  pauloftherash Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:14 am

haha... i discovered that ORANGE juice makes my skin awfully spotty Very Happy so... you were right... orange is evil Very Happy long live ginger!! but... i don't have much of a cold anymore
Very Happy
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Post  Jo Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:02 pm

Yes yes, orange is awful! Stay away from all things orange!
Hurrah for healing! Very Happy
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