recipes....

Okay... so if you like cooking, inventing weird food combinations or just wanna randomly pretend you know any recipes it would be great to hear them.... i used to like jam with ham... many years before i was a veggie though... so... what is the perfect sandwich? what is the perfect accompaniment to caviar? hmm... recipes here please..... also... i used to put fizzy cola-bottle jellies in my slush puppy.... that were nice.... nowadays it's all fine dining of course