Guess who's back, back again...

How come they let you out Paul are you

no... i don't have sick days.... there is an industry-wide problem which means they have cut our hours to three days a week until further notice... less money unless you use yer holiday days.... basically down to the strength of the euro against the pound... and the government not letting p/i pharmaceutical companies make much profit...so i'm hangin' onto the ol' rock'n'roll dream more than ever now

So you should

and what with our new manager i really think we is going places and that

You sure is John Boy

The only place I'm going in the near future is the toilet.:p

What about the far future???? will we even have toilets??? or will we be able to press a button that teleports piss out of our bladders when we need a wee???

I want one of those buttons!

could also help with the delivery of babies

And with making babies really, if one wasn't in the mood.

oh, come on jo... who are you trying to kid?

Some people don't want to at times! A button would be easier!
Especially when people are trying for babies and there is all that pressure of having to have sex alllll the time. Button would just be like.. Right, there, done. You're pregnant.

ha! you can't fool me

I'm not trying to fool anyone. You see it on soaps and that. Some people just can't be bothered.

what kind of a world would that be???? i can't take this bleak look at the future any longer!!!!

Hahaha! So everything done the old fashioned way? Progress is the way forward!

well some things need to be kept the way they are... if things are not broken, why fix them

Things can be improved though (Y)

surgery is always an option

The Stooges have been in the toilet an awful long time

they must have been holding it in since last time they were on here

Guess they must have

(sings) 'oh, dear, what can the matter be? three ol' stooges got locked in the lavatory...they stayed there from monday to saturday...' etc.

Nobody knew they were they...do you think that could be true

quite likely innit