What size are your feet

I was talking more along the lines of selling the story about your smart arse.
The journalist in me takes over sometimes.

But I suppose you could sell your arse if you so wish... I wouldn't suggest it though, I hear it's pretty painful, even if the money is good.

hmmm.. i was in hospital once and this nursey bloke had to stick his finger up my bum to check for prostatitis, he also fondled my testicles and unsheathed my foreskin a lot... except... well... this is quite embarrasing... he did it all in front of a bunch of medical students who were taking notes... they all looked fascinated... either way... it confirmed my sexuality instantly...... it bloody hurts having things up yer bumbum!

Oh bloody hell! Could you not ask them to go away?!

didn't think about it at the time... was kinda busy being sexually assaulted

Oh dear, sounds like you really hated the experience...

I never knew what trauma meant before that day now i have a phobia of fingers and ky jelly

Oh nooo, not an image I want!
Hahah, you make me giggle!

just don't wee yourself.....i made someone wee themselves once... she had had a baby a few weeks prior and she said she had to be careful not to laugh too much as she might wee.... i thought it was bollocks so i thought i would challenge the notion.... turns out she was right and never forgave me for the pissy pants

That's just sooo cruel!
Rest assured, I won't be wetting myself - you're not that funny

t,h,a,n,k and s

Hahaha! Ok, maybe just a bit then