Re: The forum Dissapeared for 5 minutes

[Jo]

Awwk, I want a black keyboard!
mine is beige, and it's name is Compaq - it's dyslexic I think.

[pauloftherash]

it can't spell qwerty.... it says queerty instead....

[Jo]

Yup yup. It's proper gay.

Har har har, I'm just so funny, don't ya know!

[pauloftherash]

[Jo]

No no, it's only the hair that's red, not my nose too

[pauloftherash]

depends how much you have had to drink

[Jo]

My nose doesn't go red when I'm drunk, lol. That's normally my legs, when I fall over.

[pauloftherash]

it would be funny if yer legs were actually red... and the rest of yer body white.... you could be used as a prop in a white stripes video.... then people can come up to you and say.. 'do i recognise you from somewhere?' and you can say 'have you seen the white stripes music video for oogy slump?' and they will say 'well, yeah, i love oogy slump' and you can go (in a superior tone) ' welllll... i was the second lamp-post in the lead guitar solo scene... you know the bit where he plays the guitar with a slide and the drummer just goes thud thud thud whilst looking mightily bored?'.... and they will be all amazed and that

[Jo]

A bloody lamp post?! Thanks so much! Lol! I don't like White Stripes.

BUT REMINDS ME OF A SONG! Know Lovestruck by Madness?

[pauloftherash]

indeed... not their best song... but chirpy enough... i like cardiac arrest... and my girl... and night boat to cairo... oooh... madness make me excitable

i wasn't commenting so much on your acting ability as the type of video the white stripes tend to make but it would be yer second on-screen performance... building up that c.v

[soundselectric.]

Hahaha I was just reading this and Love Struck came on =)

[pauloftherash]

how amazing! i love it when things like that happen... it makes me believe in god and that

[Jo]

Madness are amazing! I loves them! I love House of Fun and Baggy Trousers! (Y) Dad plays their album on long journeys sometimes. I went to see them once

And I wasn't complaining about you perhaps slagging off my acting ability.. I thought you were referring to my long and lankiness, lol.

And that is so random! I do love things like that happening. I enjoy coincidences

[pauloftherash]

our drummer is mad on madness... he went to madstock and said it was crazy... the stomping noise went on for ages..... and carried miles away

[Jo]

I think I went to Madstock! When did he go? Coz I could be wrong.. I went when I was under 10 I think, at some park.

[pauloftherash]

oooh... a long time ago.. i think finsbury park

[Jo]

I was there methinks! On my dad's shoulders for most of the night!

[pauloftherash]

you were probably the same head-height as phil then... he is gargantuan

[Jo]

A what what?

[pauloftherash]

quite an overwhelmingly tall chap

[Jo]

Ohhhh! I'm a bit silly.. I thought you meant if I needed to sit on my dad's shoulders, when I was standing on the floor I must have been the same height as him. D'oh. Told you I'm ditzy.

[pauloftherash]

that was a harder reason to think up than the obvious real one.... if yer mind was a cab, it just took you round all the backstreets to get to the end of yer own road

[Jo]

Hahaha, nice metaphor! Lool, I told you, I'm proper ditzy!

[pauloftherash]

INDEED... BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT... oops.... didn't realise i had caps lock on

[Jo]

Well then, it's all cool I do hope you don't get funny looks at work because of your laughter.

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