Ginger insults/rudeness

indeed.... L oo=1 oo=2 oo=3 oo=4 oo=5 oo=6 oo=7 oo=8 L...... are you sure you are not really short? just....things seem to go over yer head with relative ease maybe it's just that i am too random and weird

Ohhhh, see, I get that now. I might be short, but I'm pretty sure I'm about average, lol.
I'm just very stupid, lol.

if you were stupid would you know you were stupid?

Yeah, if people tell you often enough, I think you'd soon realise.

depends how stupid you were.... there should be a stupid scale.....

I believe you can probably work one out, as you worked out my brain's dirtiness dial thing, lol.

good point..... okay....stage one=normal.... stage two= a bit ditzy, sometimes wears underwear inside out and puts empty milk bottles back in the fridge.... stage three= lacking marbles, talks to oneself on a regular basis and has pet names for inanimate household objects.... stage four=stupid, cannot spell own name, confuses fish with trees, rocks back and forth and has dribble at the corner of the mouth..... stage five=non compos mentis, is unaware of own existence as a human being, talks in one's own made up language, jumps around with flailing limbs, wears a crash helmet..... stage six= delusional-psychedelia, exists in a brightly coloured replica of the world where people are made of cheese, cars can be used as sexual partners, music is edible and 2+2=5

LOL! I love it!!! Hahaha! I'm somewhere inbetween stage 2 and 3. I'm ditzy, but I don't wear my underwear inside out, or put empty milk bottles back in the fridge. I talk to myself sometimes, but I don't have pet names for inanimate objects.. and I think I still have a few marbles somewhere. Lool!

i am obviously stage one

Oh yeah, obviously

you can tell... i always speak complete sense

Correction - you always seem to be speaking complete sense, as you make sure there are no holes in what you're talking about. So even though we all know you're chatting rubbish, it actually seems pretty believeable.

nah... honestly... it's all the absolute truth

Haha, whatever you say Mr Paul!

no word that leaves my mouth is tainted with any form of untruth.... but then... i am not using my mouth

Hahaha! That was quite clever!

indeed.... you do not have to speak to speak... how amazing is that?!?!

Oh, I think I have made a mistake again. When you said you weren't using your mouth, I thought you meant it's because you're "talking from your arse" - now it looks like you just meant typing. Oh dear.

me? talk from my arse? never!

Lol, sorry sorry. My head going round the houses again.

the scenic route eh? you must use quite a lot of petrol

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But it actually uses a lot more when I'm trying to think seriously about something proper... like maths for instance. I actually run out of petrol before I reach my destination when it comes to maths.

sounds like your wasting fuel.... you need to lighten yer load..... or see a good mechanic

Lighten my load?! Hahahahaha! Now that is funny. Mechanic I suppose it must be.

i should so be a psychotherapist