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The Downtown Diner

The Downtown Diner (Live Music Venue) Park Street, Ashford, Kent


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Post  The Promoter Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:51 am

Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.

The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.

The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.

The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.
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Post  pauloftherash Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:54 am

if i were a 100% smarter i would come up with a witty retort... Very Happy
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