kerrie wants pie too

look, i know these pie demands could get a little out of hand here... everyone will be after pie soon and there just isn't enough pie in the world for that..... but, please, beyond all other pleases, will someone make kerrie the monkey eater a pie with cherry filling and a picture of a monkey on it.... if you do i will write you a nice song about pie

come on now people.
i want to see this pie.

just as long as there's PIE
xsadsx

i wont except anything less than a CHERRY pie with a MONKEY FACE MADE OUT OF PASTRY!
if you cant deliver this then i woudnt even bother.

Lead the fight and charge the brigades, Cherry pie there shall be

im gonna be really dissapointed if theres no pie at the gig now!

me too... the expectations are high.... I fear the need for pie could put mr.kipling out of business.... it could go the other way though... a bit like the industrial revolution, but with pie....

i think i might bring pies to this gig for everyone, because it's looking like everyone wants pie, and it's a fair demand really......... so the general consensus is cherry?

oh and i don't know about monkeys kerry; you might have to make a pastry-monkey and stick it on your pie yourself.

?

our saviour has arrived

savannah...you let me down

She ate the pies on the way to the gig

Can't blame her... pie is like, more addictive than class 'A' narcotics..... she will be in pie rehab before long....

another victim to the dangers of pie.
and so young too.
tis truely saddening.

Do Platypus's (or Platypi) really have no nipples?

must be true. it says so on an advert.

yeh it was on an advert for trivial pursuit i think.
i just remember hearing it and almost spitting my dinner across the table.
haha...it better be true...or trivial pursuit has let me down!

and there was i thinking you had first hand experience... i imagined you dancing in a club (like a monkey) with the platypus, under the twinkling light of the mirrorball.... and you leaning across and whispering in his ear 'is it true what they say about platypi?'.... and he, without uttering a verbal riposte, ripping off his studded white disco shirt and unveiling his nipple-free chest in all it's aquatic glory... then dancing to saturday night fever like john travolta with a beak......

Omg, that made me laugh so hard! Hahaha!

jolly good....

yeh that would have been more interesting.
hmm...i hope thatone day i do meet a platypus in that way and i can re-enact that story for you!
except in my version...the platypus would be wearing a kilt...dont ask me why...tis just what i see in my head.
it will be a scottish platypus!

yeah... those scottish platypus.... they are way cool .... i had a pet haggis once called Bevan

OMG! jealous.
how would i get hold of a pet haggis for myself.
will in involve the payment of a limb?

ahh... 'tis an ancient secret shared only amongst the kin of the Mcbalderdash clan.....

hmmm...and how could i become part of this clan?

There is a lengthy initiation...it involves a lot of blood-letting.... and pie eating... and dancing....and caber tossing... and porridge mixing...and tartan weaving.... ooh, it's quite complex