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Post  Amy.Eats.Monkeys Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:09 am

C'mon we all have one.

heres mine-

Whats brown and sticky ?



A stick


Very Happy


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Post  The Promoter Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:43 am

One evening Alex Ferguson's phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him that Old Traffod is on fire.

"The cups!" shouts Ferguson. "Save the cups!"

"Don't worry, sir," says the fireman. "The flames haven't got to the canteen yet."
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Post  Jo Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:31 am

Have you heard the joke about the wall?

Won't tell you, you might not get over it

Boom-tsh!
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Post  soundselectric. Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:45 am

what's a baby turkey called?



a goblet!


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Post  pauloftherash Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:13 am

my old mate nick used to say his willy was so big he didn't have a foreskin, but a fiveskin.... i always considered this a crap joke cyclops
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