Cafe' Open For Business

Good trade in pies and hot and cold drinks, please place your orders and sit and chat a while with the others, enjoy the sea air and watch the world go by, tell me what you can see

This is genius.

It's all in the imagination, and I know musicians are very good at this

I am...
...I sometimes get too locked up in it though...


...one day I imagined a can of beer had exploded and sharded into my neck...
...I woke up on the floor shouting mum, I think I am going to die...
...I had, however, by this point drunken most of the beer...

Open for business..come right it and find a table

ooh, what a lovely little cafe.... i particularly like the fact you hired monkeys to be doormen.... just watch out for that maneatmonkey lot.... when they get hungry they can be very dangerous... the cherry pie is certainly a delight... i would recommend it.... though not to trev as it would be like putting a rapist in a room of scantily clad women..... aaah,that's better... yumyum.... just another slice and i will be suitably replete.... oooh, may i pass comment on the delightful interior of this wondrous place ?(Billy fury)..... the place is positively brimming with loveliness.... i particularly like the splendid murals on the walls... though steven hawking is clearly not the most attractive person to look at, his genius is what shines through in his giant, purple representation on the east aspect. The use of tonic pearlescent paint on the cake trolley is quite a delight to behold, capturing the flittering light from the net curtains in shades of apple green and canary yellow.....

MONKEYS?

yumm..*cough*i mean...never

but i would quite like a chicken pie.
one of those ones with the white gravy like stuff...and lots of pepper

and (as this is my imagination) some grape fanta...which i have only found in one country

Just so happens that we have grape and gooseberry fanta, how about that, chicken pie coming up, just the way you like it

yummm

wow grape and gooseberry.

i think im in heaven

So have you come far today...not many on the beach

wow, genius idea


and monkeys you say.....?

haha,
*cough* yeah, ill stay away from the monkeys..

Dannii xxx.

LOL
dannii
i didnt see you here

how are you?

*magics a pie*
veggie pie?

xxx

LOL

Is Mrs Miggins around???? i wouldnt mind one one of her pies and a hot cup of water with brown grit in it, unless by some miracle you've started selling coffee?? hehe.

coffee..why yes we have Lattes, Macchiato's, Espresso, Mocha, Cappuccino which one do you want

yay to the veggie pie.... and also... i fear 'tis getting dangerous round here with two monkey eaters... if Darwin is to be believed, then god only knows what this cafe will be serving...

Dont worry...

one of us is a veggie monkey eater


just got back from the chinese buffet...

no monkeys

shame lol

I saw a monkey getting eaten by a crocodile the other day...
...are you sure you aren't a Transformer?

I think you're a robot in disguise....

Haha,

shhh!

*Shifty eyes* of course im not a robot in disguise.

Thats amy obviously

xxxxx.

crocodileeatmonkey doesn't quite have the same ring to it..... amy could well be a transformer... but what is it she transforms into exactly?

I don't know...I was thinking a crocodile...
...but since then I have had an epiphany...
...it's more likely she is, in fact, HERSELF a monkey cannibal who's just hiding the fact that she's a monkey so her band won't eat her and she won't eat herself....



....it's a conspiracy.

bloody good point there......

also.... do they serve alcohol in this cafe? only i just got a 7.5% pay rise off my boss and a 350 quid bonus so would like to buy everyone in this cafe a drink

They sure do, my is a malibu and coke please Paul They pay you well for your time on here Paul

yeah i know... cheeky scamp aren't i.... thing is... i am actually so good at my job that i can catch up with my work, do everyone else's work and still have time to chat

That prooves you are good at your job

never any time to ..... i am actually a workaholic.... do not like to sit still for more than 10 seconds....