Cafe' Open For Business

Dont worry...

one of us is a veggie monkey eater


just got back from the chinese buffet...

no monkeys

shame lol

I saw a monkey getting eaten by a crocodile the other day...
...are you sure you aren't a Transformer?

I think you're a robot in disguise....

Haha,

shhh!

*Shifty eyes* of course im not a robot in disguise.

Thats amy obviously

xxxxx.

crocodileeatmonkey doesn't quite have the same ring to it..... amy could well be a transformer... but what is it she transforms into exactly?

I don't know...I was thinking a crocodile...
...but since then I have had an epiphany...
...it's more likely she is, in fact, HERSELF a monkey cannibal who's just hiding the fact that she's a monkey so her band won't eat her and she won't eat herself....



....it's a conspiracy.

bloody good point there......

also.... do they serve alcohol in this cafe? only i just got a 7.5% pay rise off my boss and a 350 quid bonus so would like to buy everyone in this cafe a drink

They sure do, my is a malibu and coke please Paul They pay you well for your time on here Paul

yeah i know... cheeky scamp aren't i.... thing is... i am actually so good at my job that i can catch up with my work, do everyone else's work and still have time to chat

That prooves you are good at your job

never any time to ..... i am actually a workaholic.... do not like to sit still for more than 10 seconds....

No wonder we get on

maha

i am apparently a transformer ?

this is news to me lol


*cough*they have no idea*cough*

how the hell did you get on to the subject of you being a transformer!
i just do not see a link!

i think the link is a transformer... disguised as relevance

Still waiting patiently for my malibu and coke ....tum...de...tum