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yeah, pregnancy is a little bit of a shock..... starts with a sore throat , leads to a big belly, then a screaming child.... ooh... the wonder of life... 'tis beautiful indeed

Unless, of course, the baby is ginger. Then there are mumbles about cohorting with the devil, and such like. Not so beautiful then. Ha!

Jo wrote:Unless, of course, the baby is ginger. Then there are mumbles about cohorting with the devil, and such like. Not so beautiful then. Ha!

ginger is beautiful!

Haha! We know it is, but I'm sure most of the population would disagree.
All those people should be blessed with ginger kiddies!

haha i absolutely love ginger hair. my friend's hair is the colour of copper and i'm jealous of it.

I never used to be all that bothered either way about my hair, until I read a book about it. Now I wouldn't change it for the world!

Next question, Paul:
Forgetting about us all becoming extinct - why weren't there a lot of people with ginger hair originally? Is it a sign about something? Are ginger people supposed to do soemthing important? And why did it have to be such a bright colour?

I believe that is enough for you to be getting on with, lol.

I am working on it nice that josie likes ginges isn't it When i was born, my mum apparently told the midwife to put me back in because she didn't want a ginger baby

You sure she didn't say to take you back to the factory?

I shall look forward to your answers!

right jo... here goes.... hope you are ready for the truth.....

Quite a long story but.... In the beginning there was ginger... nothing more, nothing less..... and it is still everywhere we go.... the bible says there was light... also true... this is because the sun ...is... Ginger.... everyone thinks ginger is a kind of spice/root, but it's name merely derives from that of the sun because it has a similar colour.... anyway.... the ginger was not as big as it is now... it was the size of a football.... One day something shit happened.... Ginger's next door neighbour God thought he would create The solar system.... you see, ginger had borrowed God's electric drill and had forgotten to give it back, which narked God a little bit.... so he made these nine globular entities that would fly around ginger for eternity... like a plague of blue-bottles.... which was quite nauseating for ol' ginge.... Millions of years flew by at an irritatingly slow rate.... which is quite irrelevant anyway as time is relative, especially in space..... ginge grew and grew over the years..... he got really BIG.... He loved this growing, it meant that before long he would be in the path of these nauseating orbitting thingys and could destroy them... he had no arms or legs, so he couldn't simply grab them... but the one thing in his favour was that he was FUCKING HOT.... The thingys would just burn up if they touched him.... God got wind of ginger's plans and decided to do something about it... on one of the thingys, he made an army, modelled on his own image, but with the addition of testicles, which he thought would be good for a laugh.... he gave these little dudes instructions to shrink the sun back down in size.... the way they were told to do this was with hate and anger... Ginger was well allergic to hate and anger you see.... the dudes were doing really well and poor ol' ginge was diminishing rapidly..... he had to think of a plan...and fast.... He used his extremely well developed neural skills to craft little dudes of his own to fight the other dudes that god had created... he borrowed god's design, but since he hadn't copywritten it, it didn't matter... which pissed off the almighty no end.... anyway, to stop his dudes from mistakenly killing their own kind, ginger gave them all red hair so that they could recognise eachother.... well, it worked for a while... all the little dudes were killing godfolk like there was no tomorrow..... but it turned desperately sour.... there were just too many godfolk by then and god had a vastly superior factory for making and distributing them.... the gingerfolk were over-run.... they were imprisoned in deep and dark chambers... forced to never look at their creator, the almighty ginger in the sky..... Hundreds of thousands of years passed by.... the gingers had become a rare and endangered species... god actually turned out to be an okay guy and gave the godfolk a wonderful place of existence... while the gingerfolk evolved in the dark, their eyes and skin were now allergic to the light of their own creator..... God was rubbing his almighty hands with glee.... Ginger had decreased in size and had become miserable..... stories were spread about this place called hell, where 'red' people came from and it was very hot... portrayed as the worst evil imaginable, and translated through generations..... Gingerfolk still do exist to this very day.... their gene being strong enough to bear the brunt of millions of years of persecution.... but they know very little of the truth and their desperate plight..... which is to their benefit in many ways.... Godfolk still feed themselves upon their primary missions of hate and war... but generally, they have evolved in a nicer way..... And God forgave Ginger after all... ginger gave god his drill back.... decided that it wasn't all that bad having these thingys flying around him... that he had grown fond of it in fact..... and basically, didn't want the extinction of billions of species to cause any more friction with god.... And the gingerfolk prevail to evolve to their former glory...

Oh... my god. Or rather, oh my Ginger! So funny. And you tie up all loose ends as well.
All hail the mighty Ginger in the sky!

You should write a book! Your imagination deserves more than just posts on this forum. I vote for book and posts! I'd buy (Y)

Why thank you Jo..... GINGER ROCKS!!!! (We should have a ginger smiley...and a pie one please)

I would add them if I could creat them, maybe someone will

He's gingerrrr!



And pie!

Bit big though, sorry!

Wowaweewa.... thanks for the exraordinary effort jo... these are immense!