paul's got answers

you have no control over it.... just...if you happen to talk to someone who recognises it...you are in trouble

That's it then. No more talking for me.

you don't even need to talk

That's not fair!!! I don't like this.

'tis life

Grumble grumble.

hehehe...can't imagine you to be grumpy

Haha, I was earlier! And I was on here at the time. The boards helped to cheer me up a bit I hate random evil moods.

boards are good for that...

New question!

When animals... like horses, for example... have a dump, do they not get sore backsides coz they don't wipe? (Cats and dogs may be able to "clean" themselves, but a horse can't really get it's head round there)

good question.... but an easy one to answer.... horses, llamas, giraffes etc.. are actually really clean animals... they are also very sociable... and actually help eachother clean arses.... one horse will have a big steaming turd then call his mate over with a nod of the head and say 'sorry geoff old chap...would you mind just cleaning the shit from my ringpiece for me?' whereupon geoff picks up some straw in his mouth and duly obliges his mate.... if these animals are on their own they tend to find the nearest tree, pole, twig sticking in the dirt etc to disentangle the crystalised leftovers on their anus... Sheep on the other hand... they really have no way of cleaning their arses and the shit generally forms a thick brown mass on top of their matted woolen posteriors

LOL! You do make me laugh!!

LMAO!!!!

Ahahaha >_<

Thats so revolting but it made me laugh so much XD

Random question Paul.. are you, by any chance, a Terry Pratchett fan?

For I have just read in The Light Fantastic by him:

In fact the gods were as puzzled by all this as the wizards were, but they were powerless to do anything and in any case were engaged in an eons-old war with the Ice Giants, who had refused to return the lawnmower.

Sound ever so slightly familiar-ish at all?

you know what... no... i don't really like terry pratchett... i read one or two of his books when i was at school as there was a lot of hype about him being the next dickens... but he isn't so i gave up