kerrie wants pie too
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a platypus has no nipples
yeh it was on an advert for trivial pursuit i think.
i just remember hearing it and almost spitting my dinner across the table.
haha...it better be true...or trivial pursuit has let me down!
i just remember hearing it and almost spitting my dinner across the table.
haha...it better be true...or trivial pursuit has let me down!

Kerrie.Eats.Monkeys.- Posts: 44
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oh
and there was i thinking you had first hand experience... i imagined you dancing in a club (like a monkey) with the platypus, under the twinkling light of the mirrorball.... and you leaning across and whispering in his ear 'is it true what they say about platypi?'.... and he, without uttering a verbal riposte, ripping off his studded white disco shirt and unveiling his nipple-free chest in all it's aquatic glory... then dancing to saturday night fever like john travolta with a beak...... 

pauloftherash- Posts: 2221
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Re: kerrie wants pie too
Omg, that made me laugh so hard! Hahaha!

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Re: kerrie wants pie too
yeh that would have been more interesting.
hmm...i hope thatone day i do meet a platypus in that way and i can re-enact that story for you!
except in my version...the platypus would be wearing a kilt...dont ask me why...tis just what i see in my head.
it will be a scottish platypus!
hmm...i hope thatone day i do meet a platypus in that way and i can re-enact that story for you!
except in my version...the platypus would be wearing a kilt...dont ask me why...tis just what i see in my head.
it will be a scottish platypus!

Kerrie.Eats.Monkeys.- Posts: 44
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mcplatypus
yeah... those scottish platypus.... they are way cool .... i had a pet haggis once called Bevan 

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Re: kerrie wants pie too
OMG! jealous.
how would i get hold of a pet haggis for myself.
will in involve the payment of a limb?
how would i get hold of a pet haggis for myself.
will in involve the payment of a limb?

Kerrie.Eats.Monkeys.- Posts: 44
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nay
ahh... 'tis an ancient secret shared only amongst the kin of the Mcbalderdash clan.....
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pauloftherash- Posts: 2221
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Re: kerrie wants pie too
hmmm...and how could i become part of this clan?

Kerrie.Eats.Monkeys.- Posts: 44
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hmmm
There is a lengthy initiation...it involves a lot of blood-letting.... and pie eating... and dancing....and caber tossing... and porridge mixing...and tartan weaving.... ooh, it's quite complex

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complex eh?
well i reckon i can handle that.
the tartan weaving may cause me some trouble...to be honest i think that with tarten weaving the added blood letting will be unnecessary-(it took me ages to figure out how to spell that!)
the tartan weaving may cause me some trouble...to be honest i think that with tarten weaving the added blood letting will be unnecessary-(it took me ages to figure out how to spell that!)

Kerrie.Eats.Monkeys.- Posts: 44
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hehe
Well thanks for making the extra effort with your spelling..... you wouldn't want to cause any strange behaviour 

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thanks
I agree... why are you called moose? i do not see any antlers?
oh, and you and amy have no eyes.... just thought i would mention that

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! SATANRAPINGARSEBISCUITS!!!! 

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