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xD The Pope
K so i got told this the other day and its actually pretty good
Ok so the pope dies and naturally he goes to Heaven
When he gets there a commitee of Angels greet him and show him round the place, once they have done this they ask him what he wants to do and he replies, "I'd like to learn every language that the bible has ever been written in dating back to the first one, then i'd like to read them all".
So the pope goes off into a room and starts learning all the languages and then begins to read each bible. He soon reaches the first bble ever written and as he reads it the angels hat greeted him are sitting in the next room. After a while of him reading it they all hear a terrible scream and the pope shouting "They missed an R". Confused as to what is going on the angels burst into the room to see the pope curled up in a ball on the floor crying. They ask him whats wrong and he simply replied "It was supposed to say celebrate..."
xD
Ok so the pope dies and naturally he goes to Heaven
When he gets there a commitee of Angels greet him and show him round the place, once they have done this they ask him what he wants to do and he replies, "I'd like to learn every language that the bible has ever been written in dating back to the first one, then i'd like to read them all".
So the pope goes off into a room and starts learning all the languages and then begins to read each bible. He soon reaches the first bble ever written and as he reads it the angels hat greeted him are sitting in the next room. After a while of him reading it they all hear a terrible scream and the pope shouting "They missed an R". Confused as to what is going on the angels burst into the room to see the pope curled up in a ball on the floor crying. They ask him whats wrong and he simply replied "It was supposed to say celebrate..."
xD

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and it's taken all this time for them to find out 
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tis good isn't it, thought it was quite genius actually

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Hey alex r u joining us 4 the gig on 3rd Feb?
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hhmm i dnt know for sure but i should be able to, definately going to the one on the 7th though....oh and hey =] my bad xD

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I'll be sharing that when I go down the pub tonight (Y)

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Be a good night and I am pretty sure you will love at least 4 of the bands 
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sweet...ill try and make it =]

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Yeah spread the word for me, have you seen The Sketch before, if not they are excellent you will love them, such energy 
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sweet i look forward to it =]

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