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What's that sound?

Post  The Promoter on Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:48 pm

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.

She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.

The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."

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Re: What's that sound?

Post  The Promoter on Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:52 pm

didn't anyone find this funny Sad

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hahahahahahahaha

Post  pauloftherash on Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:18 pm

i actually did a wee in my pants

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HAHA

Post  moose.eats.monkeys on Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:27 pm

MAHHH! thats such a *ba dum dum tish* joke
LOL
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oooh

Post  pauloftherash on Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:19 am

OOOh... i love onomatopoeia Very Happy The original Batman series on tv would never have existed without it Very Happy

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haha

Post  moose.eats.monkeys on Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:09 pm

this is so very true.
do it all the time
but kerrie gets annoyed so... Rolling Eyes
apparantly it doesnt sound like a real drum,...
scratch
mmhmm
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Post  The Promoter on Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:10 pm

Whats the sound of a real drum then...bish, bash bosh Wink

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nah

Post  pauloftherash on Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:36 pm

nah, i think that moosemonkey was correct... just kerrie being smart coz she's a drummer and that Very Happy i tried drumming once... it went.... 'baaa...moooo...baaa....flitterflitter...baaa...baaamoooo...oink' ..... Don't you juist hate it when that happens? i am clearly no drummer pig

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mahhh

Post  moose.eats.monkeys on Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:52 pm

hahaha
are you sure you werent drumming a farm?
that would make more sense...
Cool
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ah

Post  pauloftherash on Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:55 pm

Could have been actually.... now that you mention it i seem to remember a distinct poo smell in the air Rolling Eyes

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