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Tickle Me Elmo
Jo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:41 pm
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AMt here is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watchin amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AMt here is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watchin amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
The Promoter on Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:56 pm
one for Paul me thinks 
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
pauloftherash on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:09 pm
HEHEHEHE 
HAHAHAHA GIBLYGOBBLYGOO 
ANDABITOF 
that is bloody hilarious!
HAHAHAHA GIBLYGOBBLYGOO ANDABITOF that is bloody hilarious!
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
Jo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:51 pm
Lol! I don't think it calls for laughter really... it only got a smile out of me, lol.
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
soundselectric. on Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:53 pm
Haha. That's quite good.
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
pauloftherash on Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:04 pm
it's alright... you can sit down and be corrected if you like....
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Jo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:35 pm
LOL!!! That actually really made me laugh. BEtter than the actual joke!
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo
pauloftherash on Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:34 am
how strange that you find my silliness so entertaining jo.... and how silly that you find my strangeness so entertaining
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