Jim and Sandy

Jim decided to propose to Sandy,
but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to
confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that
left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open
up and admit that he also had a deformity too.

Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said....
'I too have a problem My penis is the same size as
an infant and I hope you could deal with that
once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes I will marry you
and learn to live with your infant-sized penis.'

Sandy and Jim got married
and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite
and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. .

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants
she began to scream and run out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is.....
8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!'

Truely ace!!!

Hahahahaha I didnt see that one coming! xD

gigantic tehehes from me

Lol, glad you all liked it