Contagious

At school, the teacher tells the class they're going to learn a new word.

"Today's word is 'contagious', class. Can anyone tell me what 'contagious' means?"

Molly puts up her hand, "Miss, I was in hospital last year, and mum said I was contagious."

"Yes, well done Molly. Anyone else?" Says teacher.

Bob puts up his hand, "Miss, my brother had measles a few months ago, and he was contagious."

"That's right, Bob. Can anyone else tell me about 'contagious'?" Asked the teacher.

John puts up his hand, *Irish accent*, "Miss, my dad is a decorator, and he's going to paint someone's house with a 2 and a half inch brush, and mum says it's going to take the contagious."

hahahahahahahaha!!!!! i love that !!! ginge-genious t'be sure t'be sure

It is ginge-genius actually, but not mine. The ginger warm up dude told it during the break at Loose Women (Y)

how was loose women?

It was good, pretty funny. Very, very hot though. The lights buuurn. Was annoying being told when to clap and when to wooo and stuff, lol.

I sure I speak on behalf of most men when I say I was bitterly disappointed with Loose Women.

It's cool!!

the title is quite misleading

That's because you're all dirty gits!

true... there was once a film on the telly called live nude women...it was the most misleading piece of channel five crap i've ever seen

Lmbo!! I really don't like how sex sells, I think it's bad.

agreed.... well.... sex as media is certainly less fulfilling than sex as god intended, that's f'sure

Oh lol!

I might get shouted at for this, seeing as this is a music forum.. but sometimes I think music videos should be banned. Forget she's had problems recently, but take Britney Spears for example. Whether or not you like her music, when she first started out, she sang "nice" songs, song that meant something, ish... but now it's like "I'll get lots of money if I sing about sex/wear very little/dance provocatively/kiss other women/make dodgy videos". It's just not about the music anymore, it seems. And it seems to be like that for a lot of people. It annoys me.

Please don't shout at/hate me too much, lol.

Nah I agree with you Jo.

Everything these days is based around sex, not just music videos, but TV adverts for things such as Shampoos?!?

Personally I think its silly it has come this low, I agree with it to a certain extent but after that its uncalled for..

Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one, haha!

Oh god, yeah, that Herbal Essence advert.. it's just not needed!