Contagious

Yeah theres loads more as well, its frustrating because I cant think of any at the minute.

No wait I lie.

The Aero bubbles one with the guy in the towel.

Umm....

Anyone care to help me out?

That one's awful.
The Diet Coke adverts... but those Diet Coke adverts have been going around forever. (I don't mind them too much as I like the song).
I'm sure there are more, but I can't think right now, lol.

there are zillions f'sure.... makes you wonder who they are targeting their marketing at....

Nymphomaniacs is my guess.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say,
'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
'You know,' he said,
I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise
and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
.that phrase . . in no time.'
Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day,
she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads
and praying.
Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them.
After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence.
Shocked,
one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot
and exclaimed,
'Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!'

Hahahaha!!! Love it!

Ahahahahaha!

Quality

yay... that's like the first joke i ever put on here!