Clock

A man called out to his wife from his bedroom, "Come and see my clock!"

His wife goes into the bedroom to find him standing there, buck naked.

"That's not your clock, it's your cock, you prat!" She said.

"Yeah," he replied, "But I want two hands and a face on it!"

Lolz

not bad

i intend to use that at some point

Hahaha! Let us know whether it works or not

f'sure... maybe tonight

Oh dear.

arg! i was too bunged up with a cold to even try it last night! snot and sex don't really go together that well it's like the third cold i've had since christmas

Oh how lovely! Lol.
Aww, poor you, that sucks. I've just got over my cold.

i suspect i will sound like a dying walrus whilst singing backing vocals, busking on the streets of maidstone today

Omg! Busking is so cool! I love the people that busk on the tube, they're awesome! But I never think to bring enough money with me to give them

haha...'twas great yesterday.. wasn't officially busking...coz i think tou need a license...but we were walking around maidstone singing at people... great fun

How cool! What a great way to spend the day.
I'd probably get arrested if I did that

How's your cold?

i am fine.. taking lots of paracetamol... drinking lots of ORANGE juice

Lool. You're a pain in the backside It's 'scusting. And orange.
But glad you're feeling ok (Y)

haha... i discovered that ORANGE juice makes my skin awfully spotty so... you were right... orange is evil long live ginger!! but... i don't have much of a cold anymore