funny.... please post youtubage of funny stuff here

Lmbo!! I'm surprised she doesn't die laughing

hahaha.... i don't really do that....just thinking of the expression on yer face again would be well funny if i did that next time though... see what her reaction would be

Probably total shock Paul..and would probably leave the restaurant very quickly

hahaha! restaurant......

Lmbo! My face isn't really that funny, lol. I only end up laughing (Y)

As long as it's just in a restaurant.. I think you should get someone to secretly film it. Then you can post it in here

disappointed... i insist you pull a well contorted face every time i shock you jo....there would be no point otherwise


Also... i'm too shy to do that sort of thing in public

Hahaha! I find it a bit difficult to pull faces mid-laugh, but I shall try in future.

Pfft, you let us ginges down!

okay... you do it actually i will pay you twenty quid to do it and don't just hire a looky likey....

I'm not male, therefore I can't.
And £20 is nothing!

dagnammit! you should do it out of the kindness of your heart then... because you want to make poor old paul roll around laughing

Naaah, not going to happen, love! As I said, not male (Y)

i'm sure females could do just as good a job.... especially filthy minded females

Yep. Meg Ryan. Just watch her again

precisely... think of meg... you will be fine... okay... how about i pay for the meal... you do the deed? hehehe

LOL! Naaah mate, I'm cool for food.
But I swear faking it is what prostitutes do for a living. I'm sure you could find one who would be more than happy to do so for your money