Chat up lines

aww poor jo..... i'm sure you don't want one though... they smell.... and...and... stuff

Hahaha!! Jo is absolutely fine as she is, lol. But they don't smell all that bad, really.

i smell of chanel allure pour homme... 'tis tres nice indeed... oh, and almond hand cream when i've had a bath....

Oh dear. Proper smelly stuff. I'd get a headache, haha!

nah, it smells subtle yet manly.... suits my personality in that respect

Almond hand cream - subtle yet manly? Are you sure?

erm... i meant the chanel... the cream is just because i can't bear wrinkly bath skin

Oh lol, I knew you meant the Chanel, I was being a dick, lol.
Oh dear, Paul, I think you may just be a woman in a bloke's body, haha!

shame... i would appreciate the boobs...

Why am I not surprised?

Must dash now, mum wants me to phone her, and I can't in this room. I'll probably head back home now too.
Speak later if you're all floating around then. Adios!

i'm off home too... byeeeeeee

And back, hello again!

If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

Haha, have heard that one.

One I heard recently:
"Get your coat, I've got a gun."

Made me laugh, though I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.

i think that making you laugh is a ploy... your eyes shut more when you laugh, which gives your chatter-upper that little chance to slip some rohypnol in yer bacardi and coke... and voila... his chat up line has worked

I guess a chat up line like 'will you have sex with me or do i have to resort to the rohypnol?' lacks social grace though so that's why he hit you with the one he did....